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browser tab collector non-recurring engineer somerville, ma
*Jafar voice*
Prince… Labubu
# Jingle Bells
## Origin
My hometown
## Derivative Works
Batman
## Notable Citations
In verse, via tariff scheme by a taxation demon
bluesky totally passes the real-time "what's that weird noise in my neighborhood" test, good job
07.08.2025 02:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*Maybe* the fireworks are for the closing session of the National Conference of State Legislatures, which was scheduled at, um, Harborlights (or whatever the kids call it now). That's the group that brought JB Pritzker and some of the Texas Democrats here.
07.08.2025 01:57 — 👍 24 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0huh, I guess Boston counts as “doin’ a little East Coast swing”
07.08.2025 02:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ohhh
07.08.2025 01:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Boston fireworks??
07.08.2025 01:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0<AliExpress gently weeps>
30.07.2025 18:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0store without a functioning app: “try shopping using our app!”
29.07.2025 15:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the average home has:
- unwanted centipede level
- food cooking level
- hot and/or sleep level
- DANGER level (good view tho)
A twitter post explaining how you can “save PNGs to birds” by converting a drawing of a bird into a spectrogram then playing it to a starling who sung it back, reproducing the PNG.
Can’t wait to introduce bird-based storage into my backup system
28.07.2025 14:06 — 👍 4899 🔁 1471 💬 103 📌 318good… news?
26.07.2025 17:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0July going crazy in this house. moths and ants spawning out of nowhere, always solo. i think they are ambassadors?
25.07.2025 03:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*MACRON: FRANCE WILL RECOGNIZE A PALESTINIAN STATE
24.07.2025 19:23 — 👍 1191 🔁 199 💬 5 📌 56
slimey from the muppets
when i say 'i'm just a little guy' this is what i mean
23.07.2025 16:29 — 👍 264 🔁 41 💬 8 📌 6Holy shit, the Snacking Bacon at Dunks looks amazing
23.07.2025 16:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you leveled up!!!
23.07.2025 14:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Serious Eats says to deep fry the cauliflower and potatoes which… is not responsible advice, but I’ve never tasted anything this indulgent before
23.07.2025 03:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0worth doing once: homemade butter chicken and aloo gobi. might think about it for the rest of my life
23.07.2025 03:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0gonna go out on a limb and say there’s an important boss battle there
23.07.2025 03:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0one must imagine Sleepyphis napping
23.07.2025 03:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the freedom trail means you get to ask for extra guac. sorry I don’t make the rules
23.07.2025 03:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ok I have been listening to this for 72 hours straight @haylee.garden
20.07.2025 23:51 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0holy moses
19.07.2025 06:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LCDs are pretty cheap these days but denim has to be cheaper right?
19.07.2025 06:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0crazy that Frank Ocean’s last marketable single goes “my pockets snug, they can’t hold my 7” as in the iPhone 7
17.07.2025 04:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0see on both sides like Chanel
17.07.2025 04:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why we call it beantown:
15.07.2025 14:14 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0tried an OTC waterboarding kit (a water flosser)
07.07.2025 01:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i was about to say MA should ramp up our error rate but apparently Massachusetts already qualifies(!)?
02.07.2025 03:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
