Kimmy

Witch of Dezina - Priorities

Despite all the odds, my comic update last night. 😛

witchofdezina.com/comic/266

BANNED WIZARD-SPELLS [2026]
- cause isekai
- reverse delayed blast reverse fireball
- vengeful ferret
- Chaos Orb, all Moxes
- ‘a free higher-level spell-slot’ the spell!
- agitate Toby
- thirty-seven car pileup
- remove sphincter
- *all* kakistomancer spells
- quicken Tarrasque
- inspect flatulence

Never get a crush on a fictional character, but if you do, don't tell your friends about it, because they WILL send you pics of them being cool and you will get all flustered about it

...

*downloads the pictures anyway*

She's done! My Hornet piece is done!

I did, add more of my style to her but overall I think it came out great. I also tried to make her a bit sexy since in game it is hinted that she's an attractive woman.

Poor girl has to smack some pervs in game.

#hollowkinght #silksong #hornet

My favorite thing about the 1960s Batman show is that sometimes the villains would have to go to court. Like The Riddler would show up wearing his Riddler shit talking about "I don't know what you're talking about"

THREE NEW GIRLS WITH HORNS COMICS! All up exclusively for my $2+ patreon members!!! I'm slowly building a backlog for public release, so this is gonna be YOUR PLACE to read GWH for the forseeable future. Plus it like. Keeps me alive and shit.

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The problem with working from home is that I can observe my cats doing inadvisable things.

Oh hey! I'm going to be here!

A shirt with a 90's style paper cup in the style of Taco Bell captioned "I'm doing my Baja Best"

A black shirt that looks like that UFO poster from X Files that says "I want to believe" but the shirt instead says "I want to leave"

A baby blue shirt with a funny looking raccoon on the front who looks like he walked out of a children's book captioned, "I will burn this place down"

I find myself flip flopping between the two so rapidly it's making me want to get a shirt that says on the front "It's so over" and then "We're so back" on the back.

Putting it up there with my other rage quitting shirts.

Every time things start going wrong at work: it's so over. Things have never been this over before.

The instant things start working again: we're so back! I always knew we'd be back!

Comic. [Two people on shore looking at body of water] PERSON 1: Hey, where’s that big island we were looking at this morning? PERSON 2 with short hair: Oh, it’s underwater. The ocean’s depth here goes up and down by like ten feet every day. PERSON 1: What? PERSON 2: It’s because the planet has a big moon orbiting near the surface. It causes weird gravity effects. PERSON 1: *What???* [caption] People here are used to them, but tides are one of the weirdest and most sci-fi elements of life on Earth.

Sea Level

xkcd.com/3135/

So now I'm running out of RAM (to the point of git operations crashing) when I should only be at 10% utilization which seems sus to me...

Nah, this is an Ubuntu machine. 🥲
But I had to run fsck on it a few weeks ago because some files had become corrupted and it was refusing to boot anymore. So now I've been looking at it leery eyed ever since.

Color piece, drawing of a witch floating in the night sky, surrounded by glowing purple/pink swords she just summoned, a real giant rapier hovering next to her, her long curly hair almost wrapped around its blade She has roses and thorns tattooed on her right upper arm, glowing magical patterns on the left one, a white tank top, skirt, tight with floral patterns, no shoes, and a fierce expression on her face Pink moon and purple clouds in the background

sword witch

meme panel of Jon from Garfield holding Garfield's deflated body and screaming in panic: Garfield! speak to me!

Lately my work desktop has been throwing "out of memory" errors despite having... *checks specs* 64 GB of RAM.

Between this and the SSD faults earlier, I'm becoming concerned about the health of this machine. 💀

Obligatory repost

A comedic panel where a furious woman glares while a man in the foreground smiles awkwardly and holds his hands up to try and diffuse the situation.

May I interest you in a comic update in these trying times?

witchofdezina.com/comic/263

Simply the best character design.

*saves to art reference folder*

Compilation of Hayao Miyazaki complaining about his work and suffering through it.

When I am like now, where I am like 'damn I cannot draw and all I have ever made looks like a pile of shit' I find comfort in this. Artists are so fucking cursed, man. We're so cursed. 💀

Jucika Receives Love Letters

thinking of things..!!!!

drawing of me sitting at a computer saying "alright time to write the next chapter of my comic" "lets see what ideas ive written down"

drawing of me looking at the screen slackjaw'd. there's only 2 ideas on the screen and it's: 1. torture them 2. they need to throw the best talent show this town has ever seen

I love writing comics

good evening

Cropped preview of a comic page where Narine leans forward menacingly to say something.

*the cartoonist crawls out of her burrow covered in mud and places a small stack of pages on the forest floor*

(Hey my comic has some new pages 🐦‍⬛)

witchofdezina.com/comic/259

PANEL 1: A close-up drawing of Goku from Dragon Ball. PANEL 2: A mayor is reading prepared remarks from a lectern to the press. MAYOR: "Goku is the Mickey Mouse of fighting" PANEL 3: MAYOR: "Luffy is Goku but with long arms and--" REPORTER 1: "BOO!" MAYOR: "Let me finish--long arms and flip-flops." PANEL 4: REPORTER 2: "Mr. Mayor, are you speaking in terms of official policy recommendations or as a private citizen?" The mayor dabs away sweat. MAYOR: "Please, Tom, there'll be time for questions at the end." PANEL 5: REPORTER 3: "These are serious allegations--" MAYOR: "Every Gundam is worse than Voltron--" REPORTER 4: "Man, fuck this!" PANEL 6: MAYOR (visibly sweating): "Please, I have to get through this: Every Gundam is worse than Volton because his hands are lion mouths." REPORTER 1: "BOOOOOOOOO" PANEL 7: Security hoists up a reporter to eject him. SECURITY 1: "You're done, Fake News" REPORTER 1: "This is a democracy!" PANEL 8: The mayor continues. MAYOR: "Pokemon was a dry run for QAnon." REPORTER 1: "The people have a right to a free press!" PANEL 9: MAYOR: "Naruto is the Donald Duck of fighting." PANEL 10: Another reporter stands up and interrupts the mayor. REPORTER 5: "How many more--" MAYOR: "Boruto--" REPORTER 5: "How many more of these--" MAYOR (insistent): "BORUTO is Naruto with worser hair." PANEL 11: REPORTER 6: "How many more of these unfounded allegations are you going to--" MAYOR: "Questions at the end, Laura!" PANEL 12: MAYOR: "Evangelion is suicidal ideation Tenchi Muyo."

one of my favorite sketchbook comics, anime press conference

Why has Instagram been advertising ibuprofen related tops to me recently this is so concerning

Also I desperately need these

Evergreen.

wald's airplane, an example used to illustrate the concept of survivorship bias

"Every nsfw artist I see is super popular and makes lots of money. That must mean everyone who draws porn makes a killing."

I've been creatively blocked by loving a piece of media a little too much (we all know which one) , but sometimes reading something with a bit of room for improvement is what gets those gears going again

"I would have done this better" cool, why am I sitting on my ass and not doing it then 🤨