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Val K. Wise

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you can also call me bishop | cartoonist | he + she | ⚧️ | πŸ”ž site: valkwise.neocities.org patreon: patreon.com/valkwise male wife: @pepperbloom.bsky.social

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Fart joke in kids movie: trite. predictable. juvenile. passe. vulgar.

Fart joke in adult cinema: Vibrant. Jovial. Inspired. boundary-pushing, yet timeless.

09.02.2026 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just so wonderful

09.02.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a stylized 3d render of a 1600s dutch woman at the door with her clandestine lover (?)

a stylized 3d render of a 1600s dutch woman at the door with her clandestine lover (?)

night meetings

09.02.2026 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2271    πŸ” 396    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

The Turkiya family has received very little support this week. Any support is appreciated ❀️

chuffed.org/project/1286...

07.02.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yes yes yes... VENUS IN CAPRICORN brings you into and shows you what it's like trying to breathe in a little world deprived of oxygen and relief. deeply felt and gorgeously made

08.02.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Just a quick update from the Twin Cities. (Please forgive the unsolicited message). THINGS ARE NOT BETTER IN MINNEAPOLIS. The media is mostly moving on, Trump is focused on other stuff, BUT NOTHING HAS CHANGED ON THE GROUND. More than 2,000 DHS thugs continue to roam the streets, abducting people 24/7, assaulting legal observers with impunity, and routinely denying 1st, 4th, and 5th amendment rights. Drones and helicopters are overhead every day. Hundreds and hundreds of terrified families have not left their homes since mid-December ... relying on the community to bring them food and help with rent and other necessities. (Those people are NOT violent drug cartel sex offending murderers, as DHS would tell you. Most are legal residents or citizens.)  If anything, things have just become more stressful and intractable (think trench warfare as a suitable metaphor): The resistance is better organized and numerous, but DHS has become more clever and better at disguise... and the county sheriff's office is increasingly supporting them . Do not let anyone tell you that Homans (the new person in charge of the occupation) is making anything better. Do not let anyone tell you that 700 ICE agents leaving the city has made much of a difference; the remaining force (again, ~2,000) is still larger than the entire city's police force (which is legally unable to do anything). Please call your congressional reps ... especially if there is any chance the administration might listen to them.

Just a quick update from the Twin Cities. (Please forgive the unsolicited message). THINGS ARE NOT BETTER IN MINNEAPOLIS. The media is mostly moving on, Trump is focused on other stuff, BUT NOTHING HAS CHANGED ON THE GROUND. More than 2,000 DHS thugs continue to roam the streets, abducting people 24/7, assaulting legal observers with impunity, and routinely denying 1st, 4th, and 5th amendment rights. Drones and helicopters are overhead every day. Hundreds and hundreds of terrified families have not left their homes since mid-December ... relying on the community to bring them food and help with rent and other necessities. (Those people are NOT violent drug cartel sex offending murderers, as DHS would tell you. Most are legal residents or citizens.) If anything, things have just become more stressful and intractable (think trench warfare as a suitable metaphor): The resistance is better organized and numerous, but DHS has become more clever and better at disguise... and the county sheriff's office is increasingly supporting them . Do not let anyone tell you that Homans (the new person in charge of the occupation) is making anything better. Do not let anyone tell you that 700 ICE agents leaving the city has made much of a difference; the remaining force (again, ~2,000) is still larger than the entire city's police force (which is legally unable to do anything). Please call your congressional reps ... especially if there is any chance the administration might listen to them.

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

08.02.2026 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 14674    πŸ” 8312    πŸ’¬ 154    πŸ“Œ 300
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a close up of a man 's face in the dark with a blue background . Alt: joker smiling a little bit gif
08.02.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ok i kind of want to see killer whale

08.02.2026 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

'IF I HAD KNOWN...' is about vampirism, sibling grief and the historical grave robbing of Black corpses. You can read it for free on my itch here:
lilliejharris.itch.io/if-i-had-known

and/or purchase a physical copy through @radiatorcomics.bsky.social here:
www.radiatorcomics.com/shop/uncateg...

07.02.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BUT LOVE IS ALWAYS SELFISH, a dark sapphic comic with high school drama & vampire thrills is out!

Queen bee Annalyn Park has the school in her thrall, so why does this social butterfly stick to her dour roommate Maxine?

🩸 kmbrlei.itch.io/but-love-is-...

07.02.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 176    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

BALLAD FOR BLACK CASSANDRA was a new type of personal project for me that I'm still very fond of. You can read it for free in this thread:
bsky.app/profile/oliv...

or pick up the PDF here:
oliveoilcorp.itch.io/ballad-for-b...

07.02.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 423    πŸ” 252    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

"That Box We Sit On"

A metal box sits embedded in a field. It’s the everyday hangout spot for two kids after school, but why? One of them lets his imagination run. The other mostly jokes about it.

get a physical copy at the link
richiepope.com/that-box-we-...

07.02.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 291    πŸ” 135    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5
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Mirror posting to Bluesky!!

(Sept. 2021)

Here's some Flipnote Studio brushes I made for Clip Studio Paint!

Retweets are highly appreciated!!

#flipnote #clipstudiopaint #brushes

01.12.2024 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2038    πŸ” 844    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 17

The Turkiya family has received very little support this week. Any support is appreciated ❀️

chuffed.org/project/1286...

07.02.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#AdventureTime

06.02.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 288    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i’m practicing optimism

06.02.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

one of the nice things about my husband losing his job is that i can appreciate the snow without the creeping dread of knowing i have to drive in it

06.02.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elias van den Broeck tries some fruit & oysters along with the flowers. Looks good! Lemon peel curled around the wine glass is also a nice touch. Today is his day.

06.02.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like hard to sell yourself as the better alternative while you’ve spent 2 years banning genocide victims

06.02.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 601    πŸ” 111    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky is getting absolutely roasted on Twitter for their treatment of Palestinians which is really ruining their snarky meme campaign to get people over here and couldn’t happen to a worse company

06.02.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1144    πŸ” 322    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 28

this looks so wretched on mobile but i’m kind of obsessed?

06.02.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bumping!

06.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

free them all

06.02.2026 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2288    πŸ” 1050    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 19
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messing with dithering studio ditheringstudio.com

#whistlegame

06.02.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

OMFGGGG

03.02.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I write and draw the daily comic strip Heart of the City! It's a nationally syndicated strip in 100+ newspapers and has a few collections of the early strips. You can read it daily for free on www.gocomics.com/heartofthecity!

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02.02.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 250    πŸ” 148    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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The Left Hand of the Malevolent.

02.02.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 170    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
crop of a comic page. a delicate hand reaches out and gently forces an older woman to take a bite from an apple.

crop of a comic page. a delicate hand reaches out and gently forces an older woman to take a bite from an apple.

more AMPLE for all u AMPLEheads

patreon.com/valkwise

02.02.2026 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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