D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman

Should the economy be regulated by a democratic society to ensure that it creates opportunity and benefit for everyone? Or should it be a plaything for approximately a dozen of the world's most odious assholes? Who knows

In fact, I just had a memory, and I think I may have recommended it to you before, and I apologize if that is the case. I obsessively jump on any chance to mention it!

It’s so good. Really really funny. Cast is… uh… interesting in retrospect lol. Worth a look if you can find it!

I’ve haven’t read any of the author’s books, I should do that, I’ll consider them recommended. I was just a big LA Confidential fan, hahaha

It’s not really on the nose of what you’re describing, either! It feels like there should be too many to choose from, but you’re right, it’s rare as hell!

I also thought of Wonder Boys, which is bloody great. It’s an inspiring, mostly funny movie about neurotic writers writing neurotically

John Cusack in High Fidelity (2000)

Agreed, that’s way more difficult than you might expect! This is the closest I got? Eh, sorta

Look, there are A LOT of patrons in Iowa diners that we could be interviewing re: their opinions on trans people, I don't have TIME to follow up on every little nugget of info that implies the President is a sex criminal.

The musing on Bond movies going around today is too much. How will the audience deal with Bond in a new Bond movie because Bond was killed off in the last Bond movie? Well, like, he’s also not going to be Daniel Craig anymore? Are we really concerned about the dupe who’s going to get mad about that?

In journalism, is there a technical industry term for the fluffy crap at the beginning of an article that has nothing to do with subject of the article itself? The “I was sitting in a coffee shop watching this old lady who reminded me of my grandma” shit

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

You mean Ferngully 3D

Make it Italian beef sandwiches and it’s accurate enough

Spot the lie, for real

lol jfc

But he’s IN YOUR NETWORK tho. Thank god!

He actually “just get the surgery”ed you

I know they’re super specific customer made and all that, but for crying out loud. You need them to flippin hear for the bloody love of everything. Get the damn lead out!

We should all go to the doctor more often, I agree, but that’s no reason not to get you…. I don’t know, I feel like we should have *loaners* for hearing aids?? But I understand it’s one of those necessities with which we can gouge the needy, so they absolutely must be Saudi prince Cadillac priced

You’ve have them your whole life! What’s to discuss?? Maybe you might not need to hear? It’s just ludicrous.

Keeee rist. I’d like to see their admins go without hearing for four minutes, let alone four weeks.

A month is nuts. Wtf

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

Ok, agreed, your joke *was* implied, yes. Now it has *also* been ham-fistedly restated in plain language, by me. You’re welcome!

“Hey y’all check out my new special Unshown Replies. I warn you, it’s a little IN YOUR FACE”

State rights for what goose

“because of his beliefs”

I also hate raking leaves

(At the marketing meeting)
“Nobody seems interested in buying our products, but we have a plan! We’re going to secretly buy all of their information from scrupulous sources, then call them in the middle of the day and pretend that we know everything about them like a weird stalker. We can’t lose!”

you will note that the latest report, like all the reports, spend no time dealing with with the media environment or attention economy. (it also weirdly treats political choices as untethered from events)

This is why the Jaws sequels were all so superior to the original, not as many technical limitations

i really resent the continued assertion that there’s so much anger on both sides, as if the causes of the anger are equally legitimate. we’re angry because masked maniacs are violently snatching our family and neighbors off the street, and they’re angry because we’re calling them out for it.

If I may dril for a moment, you absolutely do not have to give Trump “credit” for anything, ever. The saying does not go “even a broken clock hires its own gestapo”

Hey @sanders.senate.gov you should retract this and apologize and if you don't, you shouldn't expect me to ever support you in any way ever again.