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Bring Your Lunch to Tiny-Huge Island So You Can Eat It Really Big

Blue sky is like a poo sky.

This statement about the transphobic Supreme Court ruling by the UK's Crab Museum (yes a museum about crabs) is better than 99% of the statements I've seen on the topic

www.crabmuseum.org/visit

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nvm found like 3 more lol

I FOUND THEM! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM! EVERY SINGLE WINGLE!

Lol

It Was an Ambush Today marked one of the grimmest days in the history of American diplomacy.

Gift article. 🎁
The president of the United States ambushed a loyal ally, presumably so that he can soon make a deal with the dictator of Russia to sell out a European nation fighting for its very existence.

Adam’s Apples lowkey funny as fuck cuz how the fuck god just fuck up one day give every man an entirely unique aspect to their biological structure because the First Man are an apple once and that determined the entire course of humanity as we know it

a man in a white cape is flying through the air between two very tall buildings ALT: a man in a white cape is flying through the air between two very tall buildings

imagine you outside somewhere with your friends and outta nowhere one of them just rolls out past the side of your vision and for no fuckin reason they just be standing on a pile of rocks and broken glass like this

There’s just something about the inherent mental image behind not one nor two but Hundreds If Not Thousands of people in real life or in a story having to do cool poses and expressions on some random location to keep their Aura Stats in check

If I was a billionaire I think I would try to cancel Christmas. Not because of any particular feeling towards the holiday, just because it seems like an interesting thing to try.

Been laying down in my room trying so hard not to burst into a fit of giggling over how incredibly fucking funny the term and concept of Aura Farming is

Shit i might be living

The drawings cool btw

Dude I’m on fire and I’m dying

hi ben

@machinelamb.bsky.social we got the wheel of oblivion tomorrow

yea just shoot me a texted message

@4x4imbackonroad.bsky.social watch as this excited fellow showcases his bands!

i wish mr bean could talk so he could say some shit like "OK that was pretty messed up." whenever something crazy happens to him

YouTube video by starman ☻ Uncle Osaka

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