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He's not aware. He hasn't seen it yet. He's been very busy being a very good boy.

20.11.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're still our gyro!

07.11.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So many people get sucked in by the Columbia Cadaver Club's initial "fifteen body parts for a penny" offer. That may sound great but if you forget to send in the card with your selection(s) for the month, they choose the body parts you receive.

05.11.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's Justice Biff. The jokes write themselves.

03.11.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like he's already had multiple shots.

03.11.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Knickers

30.10.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same!

16.10.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would that leave gold smudges on a few hitters' bats? #E2 All kidding aside, what a great pickup. The team would not have made the playoffs without him.

15.10.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't someone come up with a Mute AJ feature / stream?

11.10.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It should say "OOF - Mike Devereaux"

24.09.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hall

13.09.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

So they moved like an ether bunny?

12.09.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And now I can bookmark that post! Woohoo!

08.09.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Taller. Catchers. Now.

08.09.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#HellenicFlu

05.09.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Johnnie Walton and Dick Coury approve.

28.08.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only if you were sitting too close to the TV when it happened.

21.08.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...

14.08.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8033    πŸ” 2196    πŸ’¬ 210    πŸ“Œ 566

They are kids pyjamas after all. 🐐

14.08.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@tmbg.bsky.social

13.08.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

theonion.com/doj-removes-...

12.08.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Violet, no

09.08.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sifl and Olly (famous sock puppet variety show hosts) standing by and awaiting further instructions

Sifl and Olly (famous sock puppet variety show hosts) standing by and awaiting further instructions

We're standing by, awaiting instruction.

07.08.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was an enjoyable read. I hope that putting it together makes the rough days a little easier to deal with.

06.08.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn!

04.08.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did they have math courses at Trump University?

04.08.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe they could reach out to Ted Cruz' travel agent?

03.08.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
You know, your own imagination is far more wonderful 

Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

You know, your own imagination is far more wonderful Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Than any computer could ever be. You know why?

Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Than any computer could ever be. You know why? Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

You’re a living human being. And a computer is just a machine.

Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

You’re a living human being. And a computer is just a machine. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Human beings are far more wonderful than machines.

Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Human beings are far more wonderful than machines. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Mister Rogers never misses

02.01.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 25065    πŸ” 8316    πŸ’¬ 198    πŸ“Œ 369

Alligator lizards in the air!

IN THE AIR!!!!!

27.07.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting TALLAHASSEE, FLβ€”Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her about Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirators, Ghislaine Maxwell confirmed Thursday that she ...

theonion.com/ghislaine-ma...

24.07.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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