My boys have figured out that our Alexa can play fart noises. They knew it already, but then forgot, and have since remembered. Please send help. And maybe some earplugs as well.
15.07.2025 14:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What fresh hell is my children not chewing with their mouths closed? It’s quite literally the exact opposite of ASMR.
22.06.2025 22:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just read a chapter of my book, all whilst my children are also reading silently to themselves. After the drama-filled morning and subsequent after effects from that this afternoon, this was a nice change and I’m at peace right now. #readingiscool
27.03.2025 22:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My kids have started watching people do scenarios while playing Minecraft on YouTube & I can’t stand it. They don’t even play Minecraft barely! I miss Daniel Tiger, Stinky & Dirty, Blaze, and Paw Patrol (which IMO has an amazing theme song). Though there’s Bluey, so that’s good at least. 🤷🏻♀️
19.11.2024 03:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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