Exhausted Gossip Girl

I think a maga supporter just tried to follow me here and I want to be loud and clear when I say NO 😇 I do not want any of that hateful and horrific dystopian shit here. If I wanted to be miserable, I’d still be on twitter

i love meghan markle sussex so much

both of my kids are in their own beds for once at a reasonable hour, they’ll probably start waking up soon but i haven’t been able to sleep bc zach is snoring like it’s gonna pay our bills 😭

thinking about my aunt telling me every president appoints a head of the faith office but then never replying back when i sent her the article about it being a brand new office and telling her religion has no place in government 🙄

IDK I think posting about how good trump’s immigration laws are while you’re on a cruise to Mexico is pretty shitty but what can you expect from a white girl in cornrows

when twitter was twitter, it was one of my favorite apps but it’s crazy how toxic it is on there now

Found myself doom spiraling on old twitter all night last night so I deleted my account and honestly I feel better already

🍊🍊Me at the start of 2024/Me at the end of 2024
#RHOC

accidentally dropped an entire roll of toilet paper in the toilet at work trying to change it and then hid the wet roll in the trash pls don’t tell my boss

they’re so fast over there it’s like let me be a hater in peace!!!

also I don’t believe the accuracy bc I’ve only been using it since November and it said “you listened to one song over and over and over again!” and it was Hero/Heroine 3 times. I know for a fact I listened to other songs more than that

the “your spit looks salty” had me gagging and howling at the same time

ooooh that makes more sense than ending a friendship over being called soggy! and it tracks with everyone saying she’s been digging on everyone else

I really liked her in the first couple of seasons but she just is always somehow in the middle of the chaos acting like she didn’t cause any of it. I was always on her side with the Siggy fight but there’s gotta be more to that story too

YES I agree with this! I wish Joey and Teresa would have worked things out because I love watching his relationship with Frank but Melissa can slip Margaret into her back pocket and move on out

Forever missing the Real Housewives of Pittsburgh

true! I can’t imagine how RHONJ would be successful without her but I’m sure both sides of the divide are saying they won’t film with the other.

Can’t stop thinking about RHONJ and the way it ended if that was the last i’ll ever get from Teresa and Dolores I will be devastated

one of my greatest joys in life is taking hot baths, which i never get to do anymore and when i try it’s 20 minutes of asking my toddler to please take her hands out of my bath water

A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other

thnks fr th mmrs #PumpRules

trying sock curls tonight and I feel absolutely ridiculous with little sock space buns that are uncomfortable tbh. if zach makes a move tonight I’m gonna have to say “no i can’t, i have socks in my hair”

my 2 year old when I turned the tv on this morning “you gonna watch housewives all day?”

I always feels so stupid and like I did not make my entire personality taylor swift since debut just to feel like a fake fan bc I don’t know what all your letters mean!!!

sick and tired of trying to figure out the taylor swift acronyms i didn’t spent my entire senior year writing out her song lyrics in spirals during every class for all of you to not just spell out the song titles 😭 got me feeling dumb as hell tbh

I left for about half an hour tonight during bedtime routine and when I came home both girls were hysterical but Fae was standing alone in the living room, holding a framed photo of me, saying “i miss my mommy” and my heart melted more than it ever has in my whole life

i could not care less about kimberly and her weird fucking robot please show me better content