mharvs

I don’t feel like crystallized candied ginger (lookin at you, Trader Joe’s) gets enough consideration as a delicious snacking option.

Wait… Mandy Patinkin was Inigo Montoya?! I already loved the guy but I had no idea.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch Hersheys Kisses are WAY better than they have any right to be. Fight me.

Duolingo is a window into how differently other nerds live their lives. Bro, it’s Monday, and you already have 5000pts?! Leave some meaningless weekly prizes for the rest of us. #duolingo @duolingoesp.bsky.social

Call me crazy, but I believe this world could use a little more choreography and merriment. #severance

Calling it now. Ricken is a goat’s outie. #severance

Slow Horses is so damn good.

These Oscars have made me uncomfortable so many times. And it’s been less than an hour. #oscars

We are citizens not subjects.

“His fleshy cowboy head”. Tubi, you win. I’m just not sure what.

So those skin hats were… something. #superbowl

Has anyone considered that the @nytimes.com daily games are just our universe’s version of Macrodata Refinement? #severance

I’ve been watching Home Alone for more than 30 years, and I’m somehow just now realizing that the McAllisters’ travel plan was for the parents to sit in first class while their shitty kids sat in coach. They deserve what they got.

Christiaan was robbed. #gbbo

The Purina National Dog Show should have a category for mutts. And they should be allowed to wear costumes.

Gill was robbed. #gbbo

Happy Sunday. Here’s my adorable dog.