Juniper Hale • DC • Baltimore • Philly

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Hi Philly, I’m in you! My time is spoken for today but catch me later this month if you missed me this time😘

Salem taking a mirror selfie next to a picture of saint vitalis

I'll be around Baltimore for a few more days in case any of my local lovers reach out 😘

Just a train ride away! 😘

Last minute availability in Baltimore today, let’s escape the chill together 😘

You can’t find me at the other place for the time being, but you can lay your eyes on me here any time 👀🌻

My namesake herb and I have a lot in common:
-easy to wrap your hands around
-smells intoxicating
-comes best tied up with string 😇
What are your favorite parts of Juniper?
I’m available this week wherever herbs are grown, if you ask nicely 😘🌻

Feeling the Autumn / femme fatale vibes today… who wants to cuddle up with hot tea and this hottie 😈 (I’m so sorry for the terrible pun) — availability this weekend and next week for cozy dates, puns not included

Met some new friends today, human and insect alike! Peep this little swallowtail caterpillar friend on a bronze fennel plant. I’ll be in Baltimore/DC the rest of the week, give me an excuse to get out of the garden 🌻💕

Have a date with myself & a favorite gallery in DC tomorrow morning… so, I have rare last minute availability for a lunch or dinner date, reach out to me tonight and let me be your muse tomorrow? 🌻

Slight change of plans & staying closer to home for the rest of the month, DC and Baltimore I’m all your 💕 My York & Tysons patrons, feel free to reach out also. Richmond, Philly and beyond— I’ll see you in early August (reach out soon, my schedule is quickly filling up for next month)

Tried to take a lowkey selfie on the train and got a dirty look, so feet pic it is! DC today, York tomorrow, Baltimore/DC this weekend and RICHMOND on the 14th-15th. Most of my time is spoken for, reach out if you want to steal me away for a midday tryst or evening date 🌻

Have some rare & unexpected availability tonight, hosting in BWI/Baltimore 🌻💕

Hosting in Baltimore/BWI area tonight, take me to (or for) dinner? 🌻😈

Dispatches from the garden— my plants and I are very much in bloom 😌🌻 I’ll be in Alexandria/Tysons area tomorrow afternoon/evening, let’s play?

Hosting in DC tomorrow and have time for an afternoon fling, join me?

Early birthday present from my girls, finally laying after a longgggg winter 🥰 (Birthday is on Friday, if you’re wondering👀)

Catching the train from DC is my moment of zen— I’ll be back in DC on Friday, unless someone convinces me otherwise 😘

I’m a sucker for vintage couches & men’s sweaters… In Baltimore tomorrow, DC on Monday afternoon — come get cozy with me?😘💜

Excited to be back in DC early next week — I have a little time for one or two new (or old!) friends, reach out 💕

Some pre-date light reading on this chilly Wednesday evening — I adore a quiet bar, with a drink & book to myself 🤓🌱 anyone else re-reading stuff they should have paid more attention to in college?

Lazy sunshine lounging // admin day— scheduling out my December and January, limited availability so reach out asap if you want to see me before 2025 💜

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Would love to be added to this list 💜💜