and talk it up like yeah YEURH

How many times, in how many contexts, in how many ways am I going to have to say that this is what "AI" does— what it fundamentally *is*— before it sinks in? That all Bullshit engines do is statistically correlate training data & inputs via their weights to produce outputs you are likely to accept…

Day 2: 7, again, it just means a lot to me y'know

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

Carly Rae Jepsen:
who gave you eyes like that,
said you could keep em

Me (panicking): I don’t know who I’m sorry, do you want them back? Here take them, omg im so sorry please I didnt mean to

A still from Labyrinth with the caption “Bring me the Black Materia, Sarah”; a reference to Final Fantasy 7 but with Jareth the Goblin King in place of Sephiroth

watching Labyrinth

The meme showing two muscular arms clutched in agreement. One arm says 'thinking then agreeing', the other says 'stepping out off the page into the sensual world'. The combined hand text reads 'Mmm yes'.

who else up kateing they bush rn

“Your next Final Fantasy game” is a bit of a head scratcher

Sure I guess

Day 1: FF7. I‘d been reading about it in magazines and was finally allowed to buy it as an early birthday present. Started playing it just after midnight on Jan 1 and was still playing it at sunrise.

Took me 4 days to get out of Midgar.

Yes, Dawson was iconic, but James Van Der Beek was so so so so funny on Don't Trust the B

4 year old: “why are some families two dads”

me: “sometimes two boys fall in love and decide to start a family”

4: “and how many cars do they have”

me: “what”

4: “does a family with two dads have just one car like us or do they have two cars”

oh my god are we really doing this all again

The leak
They found it in the building
Yes
YES
The leak was located

Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.

“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”

There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.

Post a banger not in English

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I appear to be completing a job application entirely via chatbot. Excruciating.

I wouldn't be surprised if he went to tell twitter before telling his wife

I love how figure skating is like piano jump piano spin piano ooo soft soulful GAGA VOGUE WERK POSE spin spin spin done

Both? If it pops but I leave it too long I'm still going to eat it

ok boy throb I understand now

1 2

grapefruit

One of my favorite things about everyone lying about how Melania is great and super well received is that no one who is arguing that position has any idea how human beings think, talk, or behave so the stories they concoct are wild.

Enunciating all ‘T’s in The Pitt

Screenshot of a tweet from Evan Solomon. It has two photos of him meeting with the Israeli Ambassador to Canada with the caption: This morning, I met with Israel’s Ambassador to Canada as part of ongoing engagement on technology, AI, and economic development. Dialogue matters, particularly in complex times. / Ce matin, j'ai rencontré l'ambassadeur d'Israël au Canada dans le cadre d'un engagement continu en matière de technologie, d'intelligence artificielle et de développement économique. Le dialogue est important, en particulier dans les périodes complexes.

This post has been on my mind for a few days now, so I’m going to say something about it. 🧵

wouldn’t call The Beths generic gym music, but the goodlife near me plays them very regularly (neat)

Can we have heated rivalry but for rugby boys

Don’t worry he’s definitely used Napster

a woman says " my husband is the problem " in white letters ALT: a woman says " my husband is the problem " in white letters

breaking: my husband has never heard of Winamp

a close up of a barbie doll making a funny face . ALT: a close up of a barbie doll making a funny face .

Late to the party but just learned that Jill Bearup is a big terfy terf AND How To Cook That/Ann Reardon is part of a deeply anti-lgbt church?

And he didn’t. He tried to help a woman who’d just been assaulted. There was nothing rash, stupid, or radical about what he did. He showed kindness. And they killed him for it.

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.