René, a Pacific Wren!

This is really gonna fuck up the polycule

My unpopular hot take is that all wines are essentially the same and that is a hill I am willing to slay on.

A queer person said my fit was great today. Mission accomplished.

Great, now I want to write an essay rebuttal because my brain Did Not Like That Thought and needs to process it.

Sooooooo I might be a grad student soon.

More birds.

Here to post some #birds of Nisqually NWR.

Photos of winged birds are mine. Photo of me (a bird) by my partner.

He’s been dead for 15 years and somehow his ego’s specter still haunts me.

Yet another issue I process in therapy circles back to my father and childhood. So, thanks, parents.

I should bird more.

Have you considered joining a circus troupe yet?

In order to protect Forest Park, we have filed an appeal with the city in order to argue our case to Portland City Council in order to uphold the Forest Park Natural Resources Mangement Plan and protect Forest Park.

Full announcement: forestparkconservancy.org/forest-park-...

I vaccinate between this ^ and “professorial,” with some transitional looks between them.

I’ve been told my casual aesthetic has become “Portland beatnik” and I couldn’t be happier with the descriptor.

Had to nope out of a blood draw for the first time today. That was… not a good time, yeah. It used to be a 50/50 chance I reacted poorly, but in recent years it’s been more like 90/10.

Oh, yes, for sure, he can have Florida and Utah.

(Satire. Russian warship can go fuck itself.)

Also I realize this feels more surreal considering how much I like negronis.

It feels surreal but the time has come that my selection of gins is depleted and I will have to buy more gin for the first time in like three years.

Sorry… I just love these guys… so much…

Calling his posts half-baked is an offense to amateur bakers everywhere.

Probably one of my favorite wren shots I’ve taken to-date. I just love these spunky little bird fwrends.

Is Mitt Romney’s role in shaping the future GOP in the room with us right now?

I never asked for this @apple

I’m so chill at the dentist’s that my Oura ring tracked today’s visit as a nap.

This is obviously a God Emperor of Dune reference

@mycrushes

Something something, Red state denizens will bear the weight of economic hardships harder than those in Blue states.

Every day I’m saying “what the fuck” a little louder than previously.

Thanks to my great massage therapist, my rotator cuff injury has fully healed—I was finally able to do an overhead press without immediately flagging in pain.

Can’t spell slaughter without laughter.