Professor of Treatlerology

oh fuck wait I know now why john egbert was looming over algiers no no please no we can’t do this

john egbert over algiers

Yeah, the Misty Mountains cold, I know it. And you heard a sound from the deep? Like a clanking or more of a boom boom boom? ...

Drums, huh? [low whistle] there's your problem right there.

who won’y mw

One of my favorite ones that comes to mind is in Metal Arms: Glitch in the System, when you go to space and it turns out one of the moons is fake.
It’s a goofy and fun game on the whole but “this moon is actually a space station with a big picture of a moon on it” really got me.

The ticket stub NFT 🤢

My god I have 2 more days of this “leadership seminar” somebody sever my frontal lobe

“Communications” is a scam to sell leadership seminars and books at airports.

can i get an oatmilk latte and.... lol i remember your ass from the 13th century. we lived in languedoc, i was a pickled herring & u were the only woman in town who could read. the albigensian crusaders fed u hemlock to try & kill u lol. remember? oh i also want that 🫵 stupid lil pastry in the case.

Remembering the first hospital they bombed and people were like “see, we didn’t bomb that hospital, look at this random shrapnel and this camera footage of the strike, it couldn’t be Israel ☝️🤓” and then they bombed every other hospital.

this meeting could've been a bird png

Oh I’m gonna give them something ($36 for a ticket written the minute my parking expired)

but have you considered there is a d*ng CHEETO in the WHITE HOUSE

A spartan from the game Halo 3 hides under a staircase with a shotgun, engaging in a low-skill strategy known as “camping.” An arrow points towards them labelled “Current PPA employee.” In front of the stairs are two other spartans holding energy swords.

Guess what happened to me tonight

I’m putting together a collection of canonical images of 2025. So far I’ve got:
- Burning cybertruck outside trump tower
- Luigi on security camera
- Trump in the tesla saying “everything’s computer”
- The Lebanese sax player playing while rockets rain down in the distance
- Labubu on Marx’s grave

No more federal money for “harm reduction.” Instead, HHS is giving $300 million to the Church of Scientology to heal opioid addiction with shungite and blackmail.

You know what? Fuck you *deterritorializes your galumpki*

Wow what a large group of very normal and well adjusted people saying very normal things.

This is the truck by the way

NICE A DA PRINCESS TO INVITE US OVA FORA PICNIC, GAY LUIGI?

The axe is a necessity to cover the prevailing smell of swamp ass

AI girlfriend implies the existence of fully automated rack-scale AI polycule

I describe stuff that mildly annoys me as woke all the time; the more ludicrous the better. Dropped the same tool several times in a row? It’s cause woke has gone too far.

another day of living in the porkrollreich (south jersey)

Tried on an authentic red guards cap at the meeting for finding a new fiscal sponsor for the anarchist org. Had to take it off because I kept getting the strong urge to call everyone in the room a liberal and a revisionist. Even now I can hear the echoes. I must now go and write my self-criticism.

When you’re playing an RPG and your custom character is in a cutscene

The planet Jupiter stands center, surrounded by the fiery paints that symbolize both the stars and Jupiter. A humanoid person stands faintly behind the planet, meant as if they are 'throwing' something to indicate the slingshot of Pioneer coming in a fiery race around Jupiter and back out deeper into the solar system.

Painting done by Rick Guidice for Ames Research Center for Pioneer 10's Jupiter slingshot.

roaming around new jersey sampling various rust and patinas

don’t forget to enjoy the various sun faded and tattered tarps covering project cars that definitely aren’t getting sold off, I know what I got, etc