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We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed

We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed theonion.com/we-need-to-t...

Jeff Bezos Mugs Amazon Warehouse Worker At Gunpoint

Jeff Bezos Mugs Amazon Warehouse Worker At Gunpoint
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Working on different expressions for them. If you have other expression ideas I’ve included a blank version 😃🚦🦝

a bunny holding a spiked morning star by lily seika jones text: we must remain whimsical to survive the horrors of this world

GOOD JOB!!!!

We have endured endless lectures from Vance about how childless people supposedly have no morals.

But here he is, participating in a cover-up of a child sex abuse trafficking ring.

I thought I'd give DK Artist a go and wanted to make DK Island! Fun time!
#DKArtist #DonkeyKongBananza #DonkeyKong

Be nice to you

You're our friend, sorry you are having a tough time but you will get through it!!!

VISA CAN'T HANG UP ON YOU UNTIL YOU STOP TALKING. YAPPERS, THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE.

Talk in circles! Loop back to the same points! Take a minute to "remember" a word! Your goal isn't to change their minds, it's to keep talking for as long as possible to waste their money and clog call centers.

Old
Bald
No bitches

Is this a OSHA Standard Nathan? I don't think so

Now I won't tell you who the degenerate furry is...

OpenAI will not disclose GPT-5’s energy use. It could be higher than past models Experts working to benchmark resource use of AI models say new version’s enhanced capabilities come at a steep cost

No secret that the reason companies like OpenAI intentionally hide their energy and environment metrics is because they look very, very, very, very bad and the company is more valuable if the damage they do is kept secret

"But aquaman! You're from two different worlds! You can't marry a woman with gills!

Oh I've wasted my life"

BIDOOF NO wait what is wrong with that kid

Alt text: A humorous cartoon from Swords Comic titled “Bra Problems” with eight panels, each showing a different exaggerated or absurd issue with bras: “too tight” (woman struggling to fasten), “too big” (cups sagging), “too many cups” (bra with four cups), “have to watch ads before you can put it on” (holding metal cups like VR goggles), “unnecessary utilities” (bra with a water dispenser), “too demanding” (bra shouting “Seize the fort”), “keeps turning you inside out” (woman’s skin peeled off like an anatomy model), and “just swords” (woman holding two swords where bra cups should be). Commentary: Finding a bra when you’re 6’7” trans woman with a 50-inch rib cage feels like playing the worst kind of fantasy RPG—every store is a dungeon, every fitting room a boss battle. You finally think you’ve found the right size, but no—it’s either “too tight,” “too big,” “has built-in plumbing,” or… just swords. At this point, I half-expect to open a lingerie box and find a side quest inside.

Desperate Trump Attempts To Flush 14-Year-Old Masseuse Down Toilet WASHINGTON—In a frantic bid to dispose of damaging evidence amid ongoing scrutiny of his relationship with the late child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, a desperate President Donald Trump reportedly attempted to flush a 14-year-old masseuse down the toilet Tuesday. “Oh Christ, c’mon, Ashley, don’t get stuck—uh, just gimme one second in here!” Trump said as […]

Desperate Trump Attempts To Flush 14-Year-Old Masseuse Down Toilet
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Blenderg?

a cute 3d render of a dinosaur in the style of the orange white and blue logo for the free and open source 3d modeling software, blender, surrounded by 3d models depicting the blue, red, and green 3d gizmo axis around rotated, grey, default cubes

have we made blender look like a happy little dinosaur yet have we done that

#b3d #3dart #blender3d

I don't mean to brag, but I was in the newspaper recently.

🌿🐕 PLANT PUPPY

I designed this one with Floppy Monstera Ears, a WIDE HINGE Venus Fly Trap bite, and a very fun dandelion tail that can seed puff or flower!

🛒 ko-fi.com/s/b73929dff7

#CrunchysArt #Adoptable #Furry #FurryArt

a chalk drawing of an indeterminate cartoon animal grimacing

I think I might start doing chalk dailies (weeklies? Bi-weeklies???) to rid myself of the poison of perfectionism. I like the lessons that real media forces upon you. Once I get into it, its kinda of the only time I feel real.

Good luck everybody

Chalk #1

#chalkdaily

My coworkers this morning

These morons think genius is just inborn "natural" talent when, in truth, it's just access and circumstances. Mozarts father was a wealthy composer/musician, he had the time and financial resources to allow his son greatness. If every human lived comfortably we would have a MILLION Mozarts right now

i worked a little faster than expected and finished up susiezilla! she's sooo cute and i love her so much!
#deltarune #susiezilla

Video shows Department of Justice official urging Jan. 6 rioters to 'kill' cops The Department of Justice hired a former Jan. 6 defendant who was caught on tape urging rioters to "kill" police. The department calls him a "valued member" of the administration.

Exclusive: The Department of Justice hired a former Jan. 6 defendant who was caught on tape urging rioters to "kill" police. The department calls him a "valued member" of the administration.

Flour Sack Still Dealing With Trauma Of Being Raised By Single Teenage Mother

Flour Sack Still Dealing With Trauma Of Being Raised By Single Teenage Mother theonion.com/flour-s...

RFK Jr’s health department to halt $500m in mRNA vaccine research Agency to end 22 federal contracts, questioning safety of technology credited with helping end Covid pandemic

Hey, so, TOTALLY not suggesting that RFK Jr. BACKS DOWN when we PUSH BACK, BUT if you’d like to call…

HHS Toll-Free: 1-877-696-6775

HHS Direct Line: 202-690-7000

PLEASE share and consider calling your senators and representatives as well.

NONE of this is okay.
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Helllooo! Here is a lil animation commission for my buddies flip 7 lock screen

August '25 Mix! (how creative) This is a little mix I did recently of a bunch of funky, fun tracks I've been groovin' on lately. Recorded on 08/01/2025, live, right out of Rekordbox. Messed a few transitions, but that's okay!

I did a thing!
Oops!

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