I am delighted to announce that I am going to do something unexpected and out of character that will go against my previously stated life goals.
01.04.2025 09:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yesterday I was driving in Kent, and there were lots of signs for the National Trust. However, there were no signs of any international trust.
13.03.2025 17:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I thoroughly enjoyed it
06.02.2025 19:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#aspergers #autism #inauguration #comedy #elonmusk
21.01.2025 17:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I thought he _has_ Aspergers, not _is_ Asperger.
21.01.2025 07:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm not sure it's all that hot.
20.01.2025 12:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The healthcare CEO situation seems to be the trolley problem.
10.12.2024 15:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is perfect because I keep accidentally drinking alcohol in my sleep.
06.12.2024 14:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I hate it when I find out musicians are sex pests, because then I can't listen to their music any more. I can't believe I've lost Buttery Biscuit Bass.
05.12.2024 12:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My robot hoover has hidden one of my slippers.
28.11.2024 00:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I haven't been on there in years. I'm literally doing exactly this, which is how I've found you. I've missed you.
19.11.2024 22:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So as I was saying...
16.11.2024 09:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Comedian and actor on tour in 2025!!!! I don’t have much time for work as my whole day is spent on social media, laughing and crying.
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Former MP for Brighton Pavilion, former Leader & Co-Leader of @greenparty.org.uk.Co-President of the European Movement. Mum of 2, plus puppy Nell. Author, Another England: How to Reclaim our National Story. Still writing & campaigning on climate & nature 🌎
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comedian/director/hyperextended his knee in 2011 and occasionally feels that when walking up stairs, Special out on 800PGM
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Surprisingly calm in the circumstances.
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