medieval plague rat

this is truly an era of blather and balderdash. we are up to our eyeballs in claptrap and i for one have had just about my fill

good morning. i have decided to be nice today, and not evil

unfortunately my second guess was that he was criticizing the charli xcx song. yes i am blueskying (bleeting?) off an iphone by the company apple

i forgot that apple the company exists and for a moment i thought that zuckerberg was expressing his dislike for apple the fruit saying that they (the gods?) havent come up with anything great in a while as the absurdist magnum opus of his disdain for the natural world and creation

“sending a risky text makes me want to turn my phone off for hours” sending *a* text makes me feel the inescapable urge to go off the grid until all memory of me is forgotten

do not play happy birthday johnny when i am around. i can and will leave the room

“Madam,” the woman said, “this pope was a real christian. How could that be? And how could it happen that a true Christian would sit on St. Peter’s chair?” Arendt took the comments to underscore the tension between the radical simplicity of Jesus’ call to “follow me” and the demands of the institutional church. After all, as the future pope scribbled in his notebook when he was only eighteen years old, taking that call seriously put one at risk of being “treated as a madman.”

every time i see something jimmy carter said i become shocked that he was ever elected president. i feel the way this chambermaid felt about john xxiii

Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

nosferatu was great i can’t believe that they made an entire movie based on the hash slinging slasher episode of spongebob squarepants

dealmaking expertise, historic deals

i was yelling yesterday about whether or not grandma made her mostaccioli at christmas time and i’ve never felt more italian coded

bc it is a little cringe to talk about entire systems of religious belief in a way that degrades them (obvi there are beliefs that can be criticized, like if someone uses them for bigotry, but if someone just likes jesus or w/e i don’t think it’s chill to be rude about the belief in and of itself)

“sky man” “superstitious beliefs” i understand this is all displaced rage toward republicans rerouted to christians but please listen to yourselves as you speak. it’s embarrassing

why does bsky have so many people on it talking like new atheists in the year of our lord 2024

I think LORD OF THE RINGS being a story in which, canonically, it is entirely possible for evil to triumph in the temporal world, and in fact more likely than not that it will, but also that reality should not change the meaning of your moral values, is an underrated part of what makes it so good.

It's almost like most americans really despise for profit healthcare and that a presidential candidate who made single payer one of his core policies and really hammered the message home could win in a landslide if his campaign wasn't throttled by his own party on purpose

i disliked class traitors from an early age (kids who wouldn't mess with subsitute teachers like the rest of us)

I think if a criminal can make it to a McDonald's they should be able to claim sanctuary

I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine

@allahliker all i ever do on this website is come on here and insult the moral integrity of people by the hundreds, or even thousands, and for this i am subjected to a fire hose of unimaginable verbal violence

i contain multitudes

Taking one sip of beer and immediately opening an incognito window to google "Is gouvernment evil"

my spotify wrapped is slightly more embarassing than previous years, so i will not be sharing it this year. i hope you understand this choice of mine in these tough times

Ep 1: Taking An L Andy and Tarik chat about the value of losing.

soft launching this here, a tonic for your thanksgiving tummy aches

Listen to Taking The L by You're On Your Own on #SoundCloud
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Finally, a left-wing answer to Joe Rogan

I've found it freeing to allow myself hypocrisy. And when I yet complain about others' hypocrisy, it only demonstrates my commitment to this philosophy.

the reason liberal DNC superfans post stuff like "elonia" and "dumbfuckistan" is because they are Enormous Bozos

nara smith is just chaotic evil binging with babish

the old cumtown is dead but a new one will be reborn from the ashes