Mace

I feel like we can skip even joking about "No Nut November" in the year 2020+5, there's simply no reason to keep the concept around

Day light savings is really stupid but I do feel productive getting my Sunday morning chores done "early" today, so you gotta look on the bright side of things

Last FM Sunday

They only have more hops because it was a good preservative, it's not supposed to taste good!

Watching No Hard Feelings (2023) starring Jennifer Lawrence. Pretty funny!

Having a gross IPA that sucks. Say no to alcohol, kids

I know watching everything with subtitles is cringe and I can certainly do without them but sometimes they tell me the name of songs playing on the soundtrack so

And the Academy Award for Best Picture goes to.... La La Land!

Italian poster for Martin Scorsese's MEAN STREETS (1973)

In einem Jahr mit 13 Monden (Rainer Werner Fassbinder, 1978)
六月の蛇 (塚本晋也, 2000)
Despiser (Philip J. Cook, 2003)
Little Man (Keenen Ivory Wayans, 2006)

October is over. No more horror movies.

Wanted to finish reading Stephen King's It by Halloween but alas I have 172 pages left

Ended up getting too scared to celebrate Halloween :c

Growing up and realizing that Xmas isn't special anymore — well, it's such a commercialized season and I hate winter anyway

Growing up and realizing Halloween isn't special anymore — this is bullshit! why aren't people excited about ghosts and goblins and horror movies?? this sucks

LAST CHRISTMAS, I GAVE YOU MY HEART ❤️
BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY, YOU GAVE IT AWAY 😔
THIS YEAR, TO SAVE ME FROM TEARS 😭
ILL GIVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL 😀

Man opening a fridge to see a severed head

Watching Microwave Massacre (1979) and it's so stupid. It's like if Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin made a horror-comedy film. It's kind of wonderful.

I've only seen the first one and I only really liked the first part. People I trust say the second one is way better so I'm still excited to check it out sometime

Honestly the first movie doesn't hit hard for me anymore because Michael Myers is more of a Funko pop figurine than a villain now. I wonder if I'd enjoy the original film more if they kept with the anthology idea

Halloween 3 — nowhere near as cohesive as the first one but I think I enjoy this movie more. There's a lot of wonderfully weird stuff going on in this one

Someone recommended the movie They Came Together (2014) to me on twitter a couple years ago and it was the funniest shit ever

All sf is speculative fiction, but not all speculative fiction is sf

Pom Poko (1994)

Lovely, deeply bizarre Studio Ghibli film about a bunch of raccoons with magic nut sacks. The English dub I saw years ago went to hilarious lengths to avoid any reference to raccoon testicles.

Written and directed by Studio Ghibli co-founder Isao Takahata - BOTD in 1935

I'm convinced it would take the actual apocalypse to end the Simpsons

It never left!

Watching the new Simpsons episode. Awful.

These movies are trash but I wouldn't mind if they just made a new one ever year. Like what if Marlon Wayans got Skinamarinked or took The Substance

a halloween poster with a carved pumpkin and the words halloween Alt: a halloween poster with a carved pumpkin and the words halloween

Watching Halloween which is a scary movie about a scary man and now I'm scared the scary man is gonna get me

The Chair Company might be as bold a deconstruction of modern television as Twin Peaks: The Return

It means they're sad and you have to rescue them

Damn. Does this mean I can make requests tho