Jonathan Lopez

Let them eat shit

Seen on my walk today…

So I have a Friday story for you. It’s one I promised to tell before. The themes are “seek help when you need it” and “communicating with family is important” but also “pay attention to how your coms work.”

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Scary stuff, right?

And y’all say I need to mind my own business.

This bathroom looks like the set for an unpleasant scene in a Ingmar Bergman film where the storyboard just says GRETEL CONFRONTS ALIENATION

Enough is enough.

After months of Donald Trump playing around with the California National Guard as if they're his toy soldiers, we're asking the courts to finally return all service members back to California's command.

Let's get them back to the real work they signed up for.

Sun-dried and sustainable, Japan’s persimmon dye lives on Thanks to Japan's largest freshwater lake, Shiga Prefecture has long thrived as a production center of persimmon tannin dyeing.

Despite familiar threats of synthetic alternatives and a declining workforce, Shiga Prefecture's persimmon dyers believe the traditional craft is still worth the effort.

Happy Halloween! RT to bless a timeline with a Samus pumpkin (2025 edition).

#OperationMetroidPrime4

A kitkat usb drive

I’m putting phishing training in my Halloween candy this year.

Reminder, her kids use the ACA and have seen the increases due to the BBB she voted for

Wait til she finds out that owning the libs was as far into the plan as they got.

a man in a suit and tie says nope in front of a no smoking sign . ALT: a man in a suit and tie says nope in front of a no smoking sign .

Idc what she has said currently but that’s a no dawg.

MTG Throws Fellow Republicans Under the Bus to Prove Loyalty to Trump Greene appeared on “Real Time with Bill Maher” to reaffirm her support for the president. Over and over again.

Greene appeared on “Real Time with Bill Maher” to reaffirm her support for the president. Over and over again.

On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.

No Kings! Release the Epstein files and be done with him.

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15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.

I know the home plate umpire in tonight’s World Series game. He did his student teaching at the high school I taught at.

The Blue Jays have a perfect World Series record, winning both of their prior appearances in the Fall Classic.

If they win this one, too, Toronto will become only the third franchise in MLB, NFL, NBA and NHL to have at least three wins in the championship round without ever losing.

For all of us getting ready to enjoy Game 6 of a great World Series, let’s take time to share our joy with Douchebag Donnie Baseball!

Only two World Series have ever been won on walkoff home runs. The last was by the Blue Jays in 1993.

I love that MLB brought back the cursive World Series logo. Feels classic.

Thus world series, for either team, is hot hot bullshit. And also incredibly entertaining.

I miss Joe Kelly 😭

Is that the best relief appearance in World Series history?

Runners on 2d and 3d nobody out and Glasnow throws 3 pitches and gets out of it?! AYKM!?

Absolutely hate the World Series wedgie here

A map that says fuck the dodgers basically

Remember, World Series friends.

And there's Mookie Betts, who the Dodgers have missed desperately in this series.

This has gone downhill since the Edman double and intentional walk of Ohtani. #BlueJays suddenly down, 3-0.