DirteaterMD

my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20

One of these days pitbull aka mr worldwide will make the move here

Guilty as charged

Instead of lumps of coal i hope santa gives me lumps of dirt

is jimmy still eating world

We would literally way rather you steal our silly songs than tithe your money to a streaming platform whose billionaire ceo does

A man walks into his apartment and says "glad to be home from work. time to change." He undergoes a Sailor Moon-like magical girl transformation, where a star pendant erupts into pink ribbons that cover his body and turn into his home clothes, a tattered Ween shirt and dirty sweatpants.

I just tried to divide a Coke Zero between two glasses and the can exploded

I just figured out why I have been having a hard time committing to posting here.
There is no Pitbull AKA Mr. Worldwide

reviewing the unabomber's manifesto on goodreads and giving it a 4/5 is so fucking funny man

My post was not a "banger". A banger is Lit's 1998 hit single My Own Worst Enemy

this next week or so is probably a really good time to get frivolous insurance claims approved. might go to the emergency room just for fun

Look, all I'm saying is the way that CEO ate the dirt isn't how I eat dirt. It's not normally like that.

Kurt Angle to himself

Iyo Sky with a trash can at the top of the cage WWE War Games Nov. 30 2024

I fucking love wrestling. War Games was a certified fun time ✌️

Codebreaker I gave myself a migraine listening to 150 Numbers Stations for this song.

oh right i should probably post my music here if i have any interest at all in using this site (i think i do) soundcloud.com/dirteatermd/...

Putting dirt into your daily diet increases your chances of a longer lifespan by 10%.

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Fanart of Queen Dizzy from Guilty Gear Strive. It's a waist-up portrait of her looking at a closeby bird, expression neutral/curious, her hands held close to her face. The art is cel-shaded with solid black, and the anime style has been influenced slightly by contemporary Japanese art.

Queen Dizzy

Quirked up avacado toast

✨OFFICIALLY✨ on the wall as a NYWC Hall of Famer

nessa

Imagine Dragons need to smarten up. They can't be lacking like this.

Billy the Puppet of Saw (franchise) fame

Billy is a dirteater.

The onion buying infowars has me wondering how much the trapt band official website would cost

If you dont know about the health benefits of eating dirt, youre missing out. Im talking about the super food of all super foods that can help you fill in any missing nutrients without overloading you on any others. My doctorate studies were inconclusive on how this occurs but my research continues.

the song by Metallica?

I been doing a tactician run and it humbled me immediately haha. Idk if i'll have a big hoard of camp supplies like I did before.