Brian McGuinness

Trump Administration yesterday: The technical challenges involving wind and solar power are insurmountable. Don't you know that it isn't always windy and that it gets dark at night?

Trump Administration today: Let's build a nuclear reactor on the moon.

Raiden in "Mortal Kombat: Conquest" on HBO Max really gives off strong Jordan Schlansky energy.

@teamcocopodcasts.bsky.social

Oh, "Worst COOKS in America". I read that wrong.

If it weren't for Expedition 33, Bionic Bay would be my GOTY. It's incredible.

So much Frank.

Nope.

DX.
Bushwhackers.
Legion of Doom.
Stone Cold.

It's wild that there's a bridge named for RFK and a man named for RFK, and the bridge is responsible for fewer deaths

I've seen enough. Feed Laura Loomer to an alligator.

“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”

Burnout 3: Takedown (2004)

Drives up every other racing game's arse. What's not fun in racing? Crashing. So they made crashing fun. To this day there is no better driving action than Burnout 3's Road Rage mode. Sequels followed much the same formula and definitely delivered, but no. 3 still rules.

MAGAts will believe this is real.

Nintendo be like

#donkeykongbananza #donkeykong #nintendo #switch2

YouTube video by OREO Cookie OREO & Selena Gomez

Here's my new commercial with my friend Selena.

#oreo #selenagomez #vo #voiceactor

youtube.com/watch?v=osM3...

Might get a tattoo.

#tattoo #tmnt #nes #mario #battletoads #retrogaming

Switch 2 4th of July Eating Contest let's gooooooo!

#switch2

If anyone needs a new TV show rec, I watched all 8 episodes of "Adults" on Hulu in a row. It is so damn funny.

This weekend is the Game & Geek Expo in Raleigh. I'm doing a couple of panels including my favorite show Retro Bits where we riff on really bad video games with other funny comedians. Get your tickets now!
#videogames #comedy #retrogaming #indiegames #nes #nintendo

gameandgeekexpo.com

New rug, who dis?

#tmnt

Dead White Farmers is a cool band name tho.

2019

Per quarter.

Sometimes I'll make lunch, sit at the table, and just watch my Whatnot app for 30 minutes. Am I insane or does anybody else do this? I find it fascinating. These people are insane and it's very fun to watch.

Food shopping at Aldi's is like, "Hello where are the eggs?" "Oh they're in aisle 4, right between the underwear and TVs. If you see the generic Frosted Flakes you went too far."

Fire Thibs. Now. Before the quarter even ends.

#knicks

Let OG cook!

Here's a quick fun joke about A.I.

Clutch points scored this postseason:

Wolves: 34
Pacers: 30
JALEN BRUNSON: 27
Bucks: 26
Warriors: 22
Lakers: 14