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Stuart Gipp

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British one off of Retronauts. Freelance games writer. Buy my book, All Games Are Good: limitedrungames.com/products/all-games-are-good-hardcover Merry Hell: merryhellcomic.com Store: stuartgipp.gumroad.com Contact: stuartgipp@gmail.com

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Post image 04.02.2026 08:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hahaha he just refunded me in full for absolutely no reason. Alright mate

04.02.2026 08:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

actually I just remembered I did see Dan once, on a train. Granted I was under the mild influence of psylocibin at the time, but it was definitely him

04.02.2026 08:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't actually get "Miles Prower" until like, I dunno, 2015 or something

04.02.2026 08:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apparently clicking R3 does a weird motion blur camera swing thing and I have screenshot bound to L3 & R3, so, mystery solved, gang

04.02.2026 07:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wow that screenshot is really bad

it doesn't actually look like that. idk what happened there

04.02.2026 07:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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oh, not much, just discovered there's a PS2 Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance clone called Combat Elite: WWII Paratroopers

04.02.2026 06:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing can stop me

03.02.2026 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m coming over

03.02.2026 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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critical fail

03.02.2026 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not a joke; not a bit - I have only just clocked, in the last 30 seconds, thanks to a passing remark by @masamah.bsky.social, that "Proto Man" is named as such because he is a prototype. I don't know what I thought it was. It never, ever occurred to me despite its stultifying obviousness.

Fuck.

02.02.2026 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what if he was running at mach velocities and the scarf got caught on something and looped around his neck and KRAK, no more world's fastest hedgehog.

i guess that's what you want to happen i guess???

02.02.2026 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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steam doodle

02.02.2026 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not so much a club, we were in The Stack checking out this Pattersonโ€™s Fried Chicken place (good, btw)

02.02.2026 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A pleasant surprise waiting for me when I got home, no thanks to the postal service who clearly requisitioned that the packaging was fucked, and I donโ€™t mean โ€œfuckedโ€ like the slang, I mean they mandated that someone roughly make love to the box for what looks like hours on end

02.02.2026 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come on then

02.02.2026 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I reckon I could actually take all of the So Solid Crew

02.02.2026 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s shit too

02.02.2026 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I fucking hate MST3K but Iโ€™m happy for its fans that they are getting more of it

02.02.2026 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If any of those shitty little Mystery Science Theater 3000 dickheads smart-mouthed my movie, Iโ€™d make them wish theyโ€™d never been born

02.02.2026 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Totally accept this compromise. ๐Ÿค

02.02.2026 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve just seen David Bowie on the train. Iโ€™m not fucking about. It was him. He is alive. Spread the word. He is alive and in Stevenage

02.02.2026 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

has anyone got a video card better than an Nvidia 2070 Super lying around that I can literally just have for free. I ask because this did happen once, I did get one for free, and Iโ€™d like to make that come true a second time

02.02.2026 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can also buy digital comics, or download them for free - theyโ€™re Pay What You Want and I encourage you to just take them if youโ€™re interested!

stuartgipp.itch.io

02.02.2026 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Havenโ€™t posted this for a while but the situation is a little bit concerning so throw me a Ko-Fi if you dig my stuff.

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02.02.2026 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I met a woman in Newcastle who Iโ€™ve realised was actually basically Liz. Since I ran into Merry in DC, Iโ€™m keeping my eyes peeled for a certain green-skinned sourpuss next time I travel.

02.02.2026 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Back Page: Why The Heck Does Kirby Hate This Tree So Much? Kirby vs a literal tree - 30 years of animosity

One of my favourite things I did for Nintendo Life ages ago.

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02.02.2026 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Join the The Gippscord Discord Server! Check out the The Gippscord community on Discord โ€“ hang out with 142 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

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02.02.2026 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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join the Gippscord today

02.02.2026 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€ฆbut even that was resolved entirely simply by asking him how his day was, what heโ€™d been up to, and we parted without further recrimination.

Itโ€™s an amazing place. My favourite city. I will live there some day perhaps.

02.02.2026 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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