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It's a gamble really. 😌

2) I have strawberry protein powder and low-fat milk. Used my milk frother because shaking it didn't help. I also don't have those shaker bottles, which I don't particularly like their cap design; wasn't particularly keen on pulling out the blender either.

1) You can use a milk frother to mix your protein powder and your liquid carrier. It'll come out to a smooth consistency if you spend a minute or so mixing it this way.

2) It doesn't hurt as much now, and I can move it around without it feeling as much in pain as I did at first. Might take a week or so for it to stop hurting altogether.

Right now I'm just hella sore and tired.

1) Realized why my elbow has been hurting for the last couple of weeks.

I lifted a barbell with that same arm and was struggling. Likely injured something in the elbow area.

4) Dad had the same happen a couple of months ago and I had to explain that I'm the one responsible for him getting his health checked out and they still tried pushing it.

Why does the whole thing feel super shady?

3) I had to practically yell that I'm not interested and that in the years I've had their insurance that I hadn't gotten any call like this before this they never tried pulling this with me.

He was still polite and said if I ever changed my mind that the opportunity is good up to a year.

2) I just got the call and the guy tried scheduling me for an income visit. When I explained that I have a primary I go see and that I don't need anyone coming in my home for any of it he tried saying I could do a video visit, go meet with my primary, and said that it's part of my benefits package.

1) Anyone else getting calls from your health insurance or whatever you have, where the person who calls is trying to get you to have a clinician come to your home to do all the stuff you do with your doc, like vitals and med review?

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Someone in the original comments said "Murder at the Tea Party".

The title of it is "Tea Party Crows".

Does anyone else wanna hear the voice of Winnie the Pooh commentating a documentary? Like literally any documentary.

I think that would be the most soothing thing ever.

So I learned the specific way I like to be chœked that'll make my brain go into overload.

I wanna mark you in such a way that your friends ask if you got mauled by a small colony of flerken.

I had the same with an old coworker I hooked up with. He was one of THOSE people.

3) of that old beer commercial where there were these two posh men saying "Brilliant!".

So yeah, my subconscious is a big helper sometimes.

2) I didn't play with myself that night but I did have an interesting dream.

It was short and sweet; I was just playing with myself while wearing disposable gloves.

It was such a genius idea that it woke me up thinking

1) Why is it that when other people have 🥵💦 dreams it's like fantasy stuff, but I get solutions to my 🥵 life?

For example, one day I chopped some garlic without gloves. (Yes, I know. It was stupid.)

I was bothered by it because I wanted to 🥵💦🖐️ later and I knew the smell would transfer.

Holy shit this was hot as fuck.

That should be a whole category in porn! This got me wetter than most erotica does, and I'm real picky about my content consumption.

What I wouldn't give right now to be railed in a sundress on a balmy day.

I have that neurodivergence in which I will be playing a game (House Flipper, of course), listening to music, scrolling social media, and watching a show with Dad.

All at the same time.

While I'm on about House Flipper, I had the thought where I should remodel the homes and make sure they're up to code in the process. Ya know, safety stuff.

And now I'm cutting trees and looking up fire hazard safety equipment in the game.

What the frick?
What the frack?
What the flapjack?

Game night was cancelled, so I'm gonna have a slow day filled with books, note taking, music, and lots of tea and water.

Corn is difficult to trust.

It can lie to you, but there's always a kernel of truth in there somewhere.

What do you call the offspring of a dwarf and an orc?

A dorc.

#pleaselaugh

I almost miss those calls. Almost.

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