Samuel

Whether it’s Donald Trump saying J.B. Pritzker should be in jail or Donald Trump being convicted of 36 felonies but not going to jail because the American people re-elected him as president, both sides have been linked to jail time.

The Disney plus version of rocky horror cuts out the song “superheroes” from the end and I’m pisssssst off

this is basically portland's version of a haka

Local News Trump seems to back off Portland military plan: 'Am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?'

I have been haunted by this statement all day www.kgw.com/article/news...

Quibi would’ve succeeded if they had House on there

All the clips of USA dramas on short form video platforms, mocking the spirit of quibi

I require the zestaburger

It's genuinely so funny that any news outlet is letting Jentleson define himself as "Harry Reid's former Aide" and not "Chief of staff of John Fetterman"

Fake journalism man lol

Sonic app telling me to look out for corn dog deals tomorrow, so I don’t make other plans

peasant 1: hey did you see my hoe anywhere

peasant: your hoe? I can't find my axe

the Troublesome Friar, laughing from the church tower: try doing your vital farming work now, fools!

peasant 1: oh man. Not that Troublesome Friar again. Damn

This is trans rights, too. There is no viable position for the Democrats other than “trans rights are human rights.” Trying to triangulate a position where you throw trans people under the bus “just a little” to woo swing voters only feeds the right’s argument that trans people are a threat 1/x

Being a born in the wrong generation guy but just because I think I’d thrive in the social scene of an Internet cafe

A sculpture in a roundabout shaped like the Pokémon staryu, lit at night

I for one LIKE the sculpture in the Flood roundabout, it reminds me of Staryu :)

Normal guy: what a huge protest, amazing

Me: thats the ship they used to film Master and Commander (behind the bigger ship with the white sails)

bsky.app/profile/iwil...

Telling strangers about my weirdly deep connection with the Van Gogh episode of Doctor Who, so they don’t think I’m basic for having this

Yelp push notification telling me it’s lobster roll season

however, counterpoint,, I don’t think it’s ever lobster roll season in Oklahoma

I don’t like what looking for a new car has made me become (someone who knows a couple things about cars)

All of his haters were handed taters at the table of success.

Went looking for a Polaroid camera online, and now I’m getting ads for things people love taking Polaroid pictures of: birthday candles, sparklers, etc.

Civic EX, LX, Sport, Sport Touring? Just call them “medium good”, “medium good fast”

Looking for a new to me car and god I’m gonna have to put all these in a spreadsheet huh

Now watching:

Upset I wasn’t waiting tables during the Justin Timberlake DUI scandal because “this is going to ruin the tour…THE WORLD TOUR” would’ve made great complain-y server to server banter

Seasons one and two of the Sylvester Stallone show “Tulsa King”. Inexplicably, season two costs four dollars more

Physical media is so important

The question is how often has these audiences been granted that he’s outraged by being denied here?

They actually made a beloved franchise reboot that I’m excited about, how dare they

can’t wait for the NYT write off: “In mayoral race led by Mamdani, corruption persists”

I was wondering how long before this would start happening

Someone fucked up charging the CO2 for a canister of whipped cream and cold foam was born