Fat Gnome

Dolly Parton weighed 69 pounds, which was just 2 2 2 much. She wanted to weigh 51, so she went to see Dr. X who gave her 8 pills, which made her...

For those of you with a 7-segment display calculator:
6922251 x 8 = 55378008

(I learned this back in 5th grade... 1991 or so)

gnome bath nite means fun in the tub, see more at
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So does the pattern/timing.

They'd be all passed out, puking, and doing stupid things. We're just getting warmed up.

Yes, sadly it is real.

A defense of President Obama…from misguided liberalism.

Yeah…they got under my skin.

Do you want to see the world with some perspective? Or empower fascism?

Don't worry...donnie's gotta concept of a plan.

An exchange on twitter. controlla.xyz: If you hate Al you probably just hate art and expression It's an infinite mashup of all the best art ever made by humans lesliejandersonwriter: If you hate the juice at the bottom of a restaurant dumpster you just hate food and cooking. It's an infinite mashup of all the best food made by humans!

I love this.

Clark: So what are we doing here today? You have already voted to dismantle medicaid, the largest health care program in America. A program that covers 40% of all births in this country. 40% of children in this country. 40% of disabled people in this country.

Newsom's latest troll 😆

81 years ago, FDR proposed a second Bill of Rights to guarantee every American the right to employment, healthcare, education, housing, and a living income. His words are as relevant now as they were then. Watch.

If you’re wondering, this is exactly how we federal workers feel

We’ve been fighting for this country since Jan 20th. Leadership needs to fight too

"We went into this shutdown knowing we would suffer but it would be worth it for the country. This deal is a slap in the face to every federal worker"

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

All their geese are flapping in concert! They're penetrating us!

We'll probably get a 'Sorrry' in response.

Turns out that dwarves can be rather rowdy with their alcohol and slop some when they drink.

You couldn't see it, but the game tracked it. The cats would get some on their paws and inadvertently drink some when they cleaned themselves and die of alcohol poisoning.

2/2

Reminds me of an old bug when all of the cats were dying. Nobody knew why.

1/2

Ideally, instead of removing it, it would be patched to not break anything else and turn into a gameplay mechanic.

The Rory Gilmore Reading Challenge Over the course of seven seasons of Gilmore Girls, Rory Gilmore was seen reading 339 books on screen. How many have you read? From...

For #Readers: The Rory Gilmore Reading Challenge is pretty darn great. It has the 339 books (novels, nonfiction, plays, poetry) that Rory of the The Gilmore Girls* is shown reading. I'm only at 23% so I need to get to steppin'.

* I've haven't seen an episode...yet.

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A tweet from TheRealThelmaJohnson (@TheRealThelmaJ1) reads: “Almost a dozen tickets had to be refunded.” Below is a split image showing Kid Rock on the left and another man in a suit on the right. A fake breaking news banner reads: “KID ROCK CANCELS ALL TOUR DATES IN NEW YORK CITY FOR NEXT YEAR. ‘SORRY NYC, BUT I DON’T SING FOR COMMIES.’”

Kid who?

Welp!

Far Side

Poor Humpty

The people showed up in the streets for "No Kings."

They did their part.

The people showed up at the polls on Tuesday.

They did their part.

8 Democrats in the Senate surrendered last night.

They did not do their part.

The finale of the great TV comedy show Blackadder goes Forth.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.

The fact that Joyce Carol Oates clearly loves beating the shit out of Musk invites us, the readers, to revisit and reconsider our assessment of her famous work, "On Boxing".