Ængus, The Prize-Winning Hog

Getting high brings me so much joy.

Quarterly reminder of this cunty Pidgeot

A headline: Alan Dershowitz says he 'will blow his brains out on live TV' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor

Anyone know what channel this is on, or…

are we streaming this? What are we doing here.

Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November

a cartoon drawing of a man in a green coat holding glowing hands Alt: Jubilee dancing at a club while throwing out her rainbow plasma from her hands

Some of the worst people you can think of are having a terrible night and that’s reason enough to celebrate

THAT'S MY MAYOR (I live in Utah)

Give me one good reason why I am building sales decks and briefing cross-functional teams today, when I should be:

•driving through mountains and admiring peak foliage
•singing around a bonfire
•wearing flannel
•kissing men
•picking apples or some nonsense, I dunno

Another manager quit and they're making me absorb her department and responsibilities without any kind of compensation for it.

How am I supposed to focus on getting my own labor exploited when people keep quitting or getting layed off every other day?

This is the energy I'm trying to have going into 2026

Orgemon and Leomon see you from across the bar and like your vibe. Who's in the front and who's in the back for the Eiffel Tower?

Idk if it will actually do anything but I'm doing a week long break from 🍃 and it sucks but also doesn't suck as much as I thought at the same time.

Had two interviews today and I think they both went well. Any spare good vibes would be appreciated.

Is anyone else suddenly on Le Creuset mystery box TikTok?

Need more people to geek out over this cover of The Only Exception with

This is hilarious to me

Just ate a fuckton of cookies and am still somehow below my calories for the day. #GodIsGood

Just now realized I've been putting my arm rep info into Hevy the wrong way this whole time 🙃

Jason and I are rewatching Digimon adventure, and I did NOT know that puppetmon just goes around shooting people with an old timey pistol in the original airing.

Woke up late, still ran by the coffeshop near my work. Left the bag of breakfast sandwich on the roof of my car as I drove off. 😅

I low-key have nothing to do today at work, so I just have to sit here bored for the mandatory 8 hours.

Had a wonderful birthday, but I didn't get what I truly wanted. Lol

All I want for my birthday this year is pictures of hairy, burly men in briefs.

THIS!

I just popped my back 4 times, and it felt like when you finished building something in a Lego game.

Video taken one hour ago outside the Portland ICE facility of the violent insurrectionists in question

Respectfully, I think we should all go back to bed.

Don’t forget on October 3rd he asked me what day it was