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I hate that. Every bit of it.

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Yeah Sean... I want the people telling planes where to go to be overworked and demoralized. What a fantastic idea.

In his last address from the Oval Office (which did not, at that time, look like a New Jersey bordello) he said that there was an oligarchy that was going to attempt to reform our government in its image. He called it in the air.

By God, he did it. And he worked for every vote. Well done, Mayor Mamdani. 💖💖💖💖

I mean,if they have A Wondrous Plan That Would Fix Everything, you would think they wouldn't mind it being leaked.Let the people know you've got solutions and things are going to be okay.

I bet Mike also has a girlfriend who lives in Canada that we wouldn't know because he met her at church camp.

That woman is wall crawling crazy.

I hope he enjoys his broken hip. Wet polished marble is SLICK.

As a voice actor? Absolutely not.

Um...Jasmine Crockett has a law degree and passed the bar in two states. Sooooooo...pretty sure she could pass the 'Which One Is A Giraffe?' test.

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Apparently they plan to release a credit card. This sounds all kinds of shady.

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That guy is in Bolivar MO. It's 30 miles from Springfield and a hell of a lot more red. It's the site of a major Baptist university.

THIS. Daylight Saving Time sucks and needs to be blasted from a cannon into the sun.

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I just... I cannot. I simply cannot. Thank God that jury saw through her absolute horseshit and threw the book at her.

I really hope that prison has Netflix. And I hope EVERY FUCKING BODY IN THERE is noisy right next to her cell all the fucking time. All day, all night.

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Then they proceed to just let her Karen around town for almost a week, because 'we can't arrest her while we're investigating if this is a stand your ground case.'

Well why the hell not? You for sure know a mother of four is dead and it's this bitch's fault. 15/

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Another thing--what was up with her lying about being a doctor? They glossed right over that. Because she very obviously absolutely the fuck was not. That was just an added element of weird to the whole thing. 14/

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Then the cops give her an escort so she can go pack up her things, and her relatives have the unmitigated testicular fortitude to complain that someone broke her flower pots.

SHE KILLED A MOTHER OF FOUR. The neighbors showed great restraint not burning her house down. 13/

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And then, rather than arresting her the night she KILLS SOMEONE IN COLD BLOOD, the police drive the poor thing to a hotel 'because you might not be safe in that house'.

Well, you know what is a secure location? JAIL. 12/

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I also suspect that a lot of people are going to find out unpleasant things about their co-workers if this documentary gets discussed at the office. It's gonna be awkward as all hell for people who find out that the person in the next desk is Team Karen. 11/

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For 2nd Degree in Florida, you have to prove 'the act was imminently dangerous to another and demonstrated a depraved mind without regard for human life'.

What do you call shooting through a door knowing there's a mother and child outside of it???? 10/

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Also, what the hell is up with her getting charged with manslaughter? She's previously screamed at everyone in the neighborhood that they're gonna die and she bought the gun a year earlier after a previous confrontation. That is easily second degree murder. 9/

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And then she defaults to 'Well I was in fear for my life!' So why weren't you afraid for the past three years when you were harassing every damn body in that neighborhood? She wasn't afraid when she screamed at a whole group of them that they were gonna die either. 8/

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Just completely nonplussed. Then she actually had the gall to say 'Well when I was growing up that just meant someone who was being unpleasant or dirty.'

Really Karen? REALLY? You have a special definition of the n word that is exclusive to where you grew up? Do tell. 7/

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The audacity of this woman was just stunning. The cops ask her 'Is there video of you calling children the n word?' (which means they absolutely have that video and she damn well did that shit) and she says 'Well it might have slipped out.' like 'Oh you know how it is.' 🖕6/

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I'm also salty because they described her as 'an elderly woman' and she's not much older than me. Fuck right off with that noise.... 5/

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Not only that, they knew she was crazy but they came out there and humored her every time she started harassing those kids. Stop being nice to her. Tell her to leave the kids alone, they aren't doing anything. /4

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There's only one Deputy in there saying 'You can do this the easy way or you can do it the hard way.' And I'm like 'GOOD! FINALLY!!!'Then they proceed to coddle and cajole her for the next ten minutes.

Is the hard way in the room with us, Sir? 3/

'We're gonna arrest you.'

'No.'

'You're gonna go to the jail, you're gonna be booked and have your picture and your fingerprints taken.'

'No I'm not.'

And then they just stand around looking at each other like 'She said she's not going. What do we do?????'

I'm yelling 'TAZE HER ASS!' 2/

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Well I just spent an hour and a half yelling at my computer screen. What the actual fuck was that?

Someone responding 'No.' to the cops when they tell her she's about to be arrested WHEN SHE JUST SHOT SOMEBODY has got to be the most Karen-esque bullshit I have ever seen. 1/