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Hotwiring the Flintstones car

03.05.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I usually sprint at top speed so the spirits, vengeful and otherwise, can’t waylay me and tell me about their grandkids or whatever

26.04.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you take anything away from my post, I hope it's this:

25.04.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5763    πŸ” 1129    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 56

PLEASE join my earthquake-worshipping cult, Order of Magnitude. DISCLAIMER: I’m not responsible if the initiation ritual gives you Shaken Adult Syndrome!!!!!!!

23.04.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jarvis, give his truck nuts an orchiectomy

23.04.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Putting all my edibles in one of those cat enrichment toys so if I'm too high I can't take any more

26.01.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm microdosing water with the boys. They are yelling "shots shots shots." Like Sisyphus, I cannot escape middle school.

26.01.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why won't my veterinarian prescribe me dog Valium

21.01.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they let PEOPLE take DOG VALIUM?????

21.01.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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