Hi
Forgot this app existed again.
Yuuuup
PSA: playing Balatro gold stake counts as reading
I love big abstract metal structures. Also I beat jokerless Balatro. Just to flex
just search it up your honor
there should be more stores like bass pro shops where you're clearly in enemy territory
freeze frame on man running through bazaar
Jason Statham (VO): yeah. thass me. aladdin runnin frum the fuckin fuzz again
It must be so exhausting rooting against the Costco guys
Grinding balatro jokerless challenge on the train. I’ll complete it even if it kills me
I dropped a new video this morning tho u should tap in
I still think about this. Btw.
I can’t stop thinking about the baby monkey in gladiator 2. Dundus my beloved
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I would repost all my viral tweets on here but they’re all embarassing.
Just got a latte that tastes so awful. It all balances out
Who up blooting
What I’ve been on
Why did no one tell me there’s a cute little monkey in Gladiator 2 named Dundus that wears a little dress and does emperor stuff. So fucking awesome. I LOVE MOVIES
Brrrrrrr
It’s finally cold out (like 33°) and I’m walking 20 minutes to the store to buy pizza and beer before watching gladiator
Lmfao
Bluesky needs to bring back saying how long you’ve had an account on your profile. Yes I didn’t use it at all but I want to flex that I was here before it was cool
Yup
This app will never truly replace Twitter until every time you make a viral post you get two people with zero reading comprehension skills having an indecipherable argument in your mentions
You used to buzz me in the fruit bowl
IF YOU’RE CASTING YOUR VOTE FOR BLOOT STAY IN LINE. BLOOTS > SKEETS
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Synecdoche New York