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you know you’re in bad times when netflix is airing ads for
✋🏻the military 🤚🏻 all branches. yikes

I’m not strong enough for a bowl of granola

going to spend the weekend mustering up the mental will power to want to visit ginger island 😮‍💨 #stardewvalley

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it’s actually more cool to not be famous

one thing about me is I *will* buy clothes from the grocery store

fridge chocolate, that’s good

you really don’t know how incredibly weird you walk until you have a security camera, wowee

wednesday again my favorite, time to clip them digital grocery coupons

(a very low class life production)

long as there’s no lead in the plate lmao

tiktok 1.5 speed has spoiled me, I want to 1.5x everything

why are cardinals so loud first thing in the morning..get out of my yard bro what are you even doing

SOUP SEASON

hate clicking mute on the tv and it takes 3 seconds to mute like you do not understand, I will throw you out the window

I like chili oil

queer ultimatum was cancelled but where tf is queer #loveisblind. that is what I want to see.

and not mascs v fems. everyone can just live alone or something idk. we need fem-fem and masc-masc I BEG

really wish I was godzilla rn, for reasons

rly love looking at the weekly grocery sales, a digital coupon hates to see me comin

you know what #kroger hell yea

really very super need the mosquitos to go away now

money is so stupid

lmao #hulu is so wack

autocorrect changed “well shoot then-” to them 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
no apple

poop on x-rays is so funny to me

when this iphone 13 quits on me I can’t fckn wait to switch to any other not apple phone

gluten free cheez its, ok, fine, but please twizzler I NEED A GF TWIZZY

it was a risk, you may not have gotten it but glad to know it paid off

yall can have your pumpkin spice, this is what I’ve been waiting for. thank you #aldi

already planning on having an extremely soupy winter