Just Ruse

samuel jackson wearing traveling pants voice 'i'm putting together a sisterhood'

Got the 2 person hoodie

Never interrupt your enemy when he is in the middle of beating himself in the head with a hammer for no reason and rending his own flesh and screaming and screaming and screaming

I’m not holding my breath but I would take that as an apology, though it’s way too late

Wait planking was right there fuhh

Walk the plank but it’s a yoga mat idk

I want to take him home and kiss his nose omg

A bad joke does adjust the vibe though

They need to make a new good night that works when you’re a night person and you’re greeting someone at 2am. It has automatic goodbye vibes

I sent a screenshot thinking it would prove my screen was cracked. biochemist.

I went to look up “discount bias” but I typed “discount boas” so in 3-5 business days I’m going to look fabulous.

Was anyone going to tell me “hussy” isn’t just a cute pet name for husband?

Had to look that up but wow definitely

People are more inclined to believe any story where they are the victim. Which is tricky because sometimes they actually are.

And probably the Bill Nye theme

Thank Zenithar it's Fredas

having a long heartfelt conversation in the back of my dragula

Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen there should be a restaurant but just for drinks Aschleighje @aschleighj2022 A bar Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen youre right im really spittin here

healthcare under glued-on
capitalism cybertruck parts
🤝
"death panels"

For real, there’s almost nothing left to shut down

Some are stronger parts of the series than others, but overall a meaningful commentary thats about to become super relevant again (no spoilers)

Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."

Badading dingdingding whOoah

How does the background chart work? So like a rap female non-musician has the longest lifespan among genres of women who are not musicians?

Sipping a shot of DayQuil like it's a 30 year scotch

Opened Google Docs for the first time in forever and the last document I had made was from 2023 and was an attempt to list all Smash Bros characters by BMI. Idk.