Christyjoy

Someone mentioned how The Queen’s hand looked just like that days before she passed.

So that steak and lobster the military got as a meal did mean something…

Me singing, “There are NOOOO kings in America” but to the tune of No cats in America from An American Tail ☺️

It’s like the 2025 version of the Boston Tea Party…. Keep spilling that tea.

Me: Dad, what types of movies do you like to watch?
Dad (86yo): oh, you know… war, action…. Roman Empire.

Me: *hmmmm they really do think about it all the time*

…he should throw a dinner party for the entire cabinet and administration. High five everyone.

I got some booby ones from Nick lol

What happens to the goods that are abandoned at customs because companies refuses to pay tariffs because now they’re more than double than what the item is worth?

I’m one of the old employees. And yes. This is all true.

I just tried on mine and no, it did not autocorrect or spellcheck it to Bukakke. Unless he’s been putting that word in search fields, it didn’t even pick up as an option on mine.

Hear me out: Are You Smarter Than a 10th Grader - Cabinet edition.

5 on 5 compete and answer questions about the constitution against members in the Cabinet…

Of course he can’t get him back. Elon and Putin told him no. And we all know who’s actually running everything….

…while simultaneously he pardoned all J6 prisoners and allowed the Tate brothers to come to the US.

He thinks he’s Kingpin, but he’s more like Heihei the chicken.

I haven’t logged in in YEARS. I tried logging in to look at something… Do you know how many steps / verifications / security clearances I had to go through to ensure I was in fact me logging in? Entirely sure it was more than the security clearance ppl had to go through on that Signal Chat.

My feeling: yes, handpicked to ultimately take over, but also to throw under the bus. He’s malleable by the heritage foundation to do their bidding, but also disposable if they need a scapegoat for Trump. Look at Pence.

Of course. They’re made by the Lizard People.

I haven’t been on Linkedin in so long…the amount of security checks and verifications I have to go through just to log in - probably more than that Signal Chat group.

Remember in Spy Kids where they had that rehydrator and we’d think: oh, the future is gonna be dope. But instead we got Measles and Tyranny?

Cool. CoolCoolCool.

They’ve been watching The Penguin and taking notes and going: ohhh that’s how public servants do it. Be corrupt and embezzle.

Eggs won’t be comparatively expensive when everything is expensive.

….but the space lasers are definitely real, right? RIGHT??

First off, I don’t know how they got my number. Second, I am registered as a 3rd party. Third, my “third party” is basically a democratic socialist party so I don’t know why they’d think I’d be more on their side.

This whole comment section is making ME need diapers from laughing so hard. Thank you. I hope your pillows all stay cool this evening as you sleep.

Bunker with his good ol’ friend Hannibal Lector.

They also eat fleas!

Stopppp is this real?! Omg. Also, you’d think he’d buy nicer suits.

I liked your comment, but also I hate it. Hahahaha *crying in fear*

Here in the states it costs up to 25k for IVF. In Greece it’s roughly $3500 + meds so around maybe 4k.
The medication that helps with prostate cancer is over $900 here. It’s $60 there.

He really does lean forward…