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everything in the world can be divided into two categories: poison and smile. sometimes things are both but not often. and good fucking luck if something is neither

03.07.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

who do you think you are?

27.01.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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her: you gotta be sonic spinball options menu music running on an atgames genesis if you think we're fuckin

me:

28.11.2024 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 512    πŸ” 218    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 14
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When the dude in her bio dies

15.11.2024 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 490    πŸ” 336    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5
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How would we describe this? It's basically AWESOME.

25.11.2024 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 380    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2

gaze upon my new handle and weep

24.11.2024 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i hate learning and growing

22.11.2024 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 999    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 7

Sometimes, I try drinking water from puddles I find on the ground, and it can make me sick, but it feels like there might be something about it that helps me learn. Maybe it’s teaching me something about the world.

21.11.2024 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
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this guy is actually my lawyer

repost if you unlearned a predjudice today πŸ’…β›·οΈπŸ’–

21.11.2024 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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my wonder woman crayon i stole from work

21.11.2024 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of a hand holding a pear with a baby's face edited on to it.

A picture of a hand holding a pear with a baby's face edited on to it.

me off one beam of sunshine and a glass of cold water

19.11.2024 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nobody asked you

21.11.2024 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ohh okay! i avoid twitter like the plague, that makes sense. anyway hope you're doing well!! β™₯️

21.11.2024 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol I didn't realize this was a side, I just looked up ur old url!! πŸ˜…

21.11.2024 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

we were mutuals on tumblr!! it's good to see you again :D

21.11.2024 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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me in the pussy

20.11.2024 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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idk what else to post here

20.11.2024 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 228    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0
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what the fuck goin on with the irate gamer

20.11.2024 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 598    πŸ” 162    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 17

we're tumblr mutuals if that means anything on this baka earth

20.11.2024 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy 18th birthday, Wii !!

Who else misses the Mii Channel?

19.11.2024 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 12305    πŸ” 2410    πŸ’¬ 116    πŸ“Œ 43

(pressing both hands on my temples so hard theyre bruising) Make a Post Numbnuts

19.11.2024 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of a hand holding a pear with a baby's face edited on to it.

A picture of a hand holding a pear with a baby's face edited on to it.

me off one beam of sunshine and a glass of cold water

19.11.2024 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

keep my beautiful ninety-degree angles out of this you swine.

19.11.2024 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i could fit into any shape right now

19.11.2024 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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This is how I view many of you on this website. A foolish ape shackled by vanity

19.11.2024 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 317    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 2
DOOM GONG - What was the Question? (Official Video)
YouTube video by DOOM GONG DOOM GONG - What was the Question? (Official Video)

peep this track by DOOM GONG. pretty small band but i like their sound

19.11.2024 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bugs don't know hubris and that makes them at least better than apes

18.11.2024 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

flirting with a girl almost sent her a copy of my eye insurance card. maybe i should have followed thru. hey baby girl. contacts are on me tonight 😏

18.11.2024 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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