u right, u right
11.10.2025 21:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@tinalope.bsky.social
Not cool online or in real life. Thorns. Timbers. Professional shouty.
u right, u right
11.10.2025 21:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0#Portland
11.10.2025 00:54 โ ๐ 104 ๐ 27 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 3This is cool as fuck
11.10.2025 20:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Also the child predator lead singer of the Lostprophets was stabbed to death in prison today. So thereโs good news if you need it
11.10.2025 19:55 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0@ grim reaper: stop playing with us and take the person we need you to take
11.10.2025 19:51 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Me: Oh, hey what are you 3D printing today?
Tariq: titty koozie
Me: โฆso you are
Walked into the bar to see the final run happen.
Youโre welcome, mariners fans
Already warming up my voice to boo her at the final
11.10.2025 04:42 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Homer wearing a flower crown looking sad
11.10.2025 02:01 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How many fucking minutes ??
11.10.2025 01:59 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Omg is that an instant shiner?? Dang
11.10.2025 01:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Oof - that was a rough landing for Fleming
11.10.2025 01:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Every time I have to see TM in this fuckass commercial, I get angrier for my KC people
11.10.2025 01:07 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Saved by offsides
11.10.2025 00:58 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Pardon the fuck??
11.10.2025 00:22 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 096% humidity?! Absolutely the fuck not
11.10.2025 00:20 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sherman the dog has jumped into the abyss again. His head and torso are in the hole, his feet dangle out of the top of the hole. He is free.
hup
10.10.2025 16:09 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh is that why theyโre calling in reinforcements
10.10.2025 05:24 โ ๐ 22 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I only knew about it because my friends sister plays Lourdes lol
09.10.2025 18:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm on day 3 of cramps that Iโm feeling mostly in my back and Iโm ready to have this traitorous bitch ass uterus scooped the fuck out
09.10.2025 06:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Girlโฆ
09.10.2025 01:41 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Tariq just came down the stairs and handed this to me without saying anything lmao
Heโs having fun with this 3d printer
lmaooooo
08.10.2025 23:37 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Screenshot of tab options in safari - โclose other tabsโ is circled in yellow
If you have an iPhone, beware of this heartbreaker
08.10.2025 22:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My emotional support โIโll def go back and need thisโ tabs ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ
08.10.2025 21:48 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I just accidentally closed all 80+ tabs I had open in my phone browser.
RIP me
LA: we will fight you.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
I love this man but he has done this 4 years in a row now lmao
Gonna need to start confiscating his cards Oct 1st or something idk