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@carliejhansen.bsky.social

Chicago | BMC '21 | bird nerd | fish fiend | notorious women’s sports enjoyer | goalkeeper | committed to the bit

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Latest posts by carliejhansen.bsky.social on Bluesky

It’s just incredible this isn’t the way everyone talks about him

20.10.2025 01:26 — 👍 2053    🔁 358    💬 18    📌 5
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And reason number 262534637 why Ella Masar is the only fun part of the 2025 Chicago Stars season

19.10.2025 13:51 — 👍 75    🔁 7    💬 3    📌 23
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How to Remove AI From Your Google Chrome Experience - Opus Follow these steps to resist the AI-pocalypse in your everyday web browsing.

so Google just added a bunch (more) AI bullshit to Chrome

Go through these steps to disable it:

opus.ing/posts/how-to...

#chrome #aibullshit

11.10.2025 00:05 — 👍 1500    🔁 1097    💬 42    📌 52

DHS default is to lie about every encounter. Which is why they’re trying to criminalize recording them.

10.10.2025 23:00 — 👍 928    🔁 323    💬 8    📌 9

Pam Bondi admits she spoke to Apple to "get the ICEBlock app taken down." Sounds an awful lot like coercion to suppress disfavored speech to me. A clear violation of the 1st Amendment.

07.10.2025 18:56 — 👍 17802    🔁 6282    💬 1012    📌 296

Adding the challenge on Malham during Chicago vs Utah to the list of tackles that could have resulted in serious injury from this weekend

06.10.2025 16:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Come scream with me, Stars fans.

01.10.2025 16:05 — 👍 40    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 0

The US wine industry today employs more people than coal did at its peak a century ago

29.09.2025 18:43 — 👍 3075    🔁 737    💬 155    📌 28
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Gorgeous little yearling Cooper’s hawk who tried his best to catch himself dinner, he didn’t get anything but we sure got a show #birdsky

29.09.2025 01:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump did NOT order all flags to fly at half-staff after the Minnesota House speaker was assassinated

10.09.2025 21:27 — 👍 708    🔁 230    💬 13    📌 5

psa: wear orange's weekend of mobilization has been set for June 5-7, 2026 wearorange.org

10.09.2025 22:23 — 👍 38    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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06.09.2025 01:23 — 👍 55    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 3
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NEWS: DOJ Employee Caught on Hot Mic Admitting They Will Redact Republican Names in Epstein Files DOJ employee caught on hot mic admitting they will redact Republican names in Epstein files, RFK Jr. blasted by both Republicans and Democrats, Trump rescinds rule requiring airlines to pay you

BREAKING: DOJ employee caught on hot mic admitting they will redact Republican names in Epstein files, RFK Jr. blasted by both Republicans and Democrats, Trump rescinds rule requiring airlines to pay you.

All the news you missed today: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...

04.09.2025 21:13 — 👍 863    🔁 382    💬 40    📌 24

I realize this battle is lost and has been in woso for a long time (Ownership disclosures for commentators? Not around here!), but media outlets shouldn't sponsor teams they ostensibly cover.

03.09.2025 19:19 — 👍 101    🔁 9    💬 9    📌 2

I'm very interested in how this will play out because Evanston is very in love with soccer and if the team plays this out well this could be a huge fanbase builder

03.09.2025 15:49 — 👍 36    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 1

Such is what happens when the wealth is distributed evenly. No one team should have more goals than the other.

31.08.2025 22:10 — 👍 104    🔁 24    💬 4    📌 1
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Mayor Brandon of Chicago responds to a question from a reporter if pushing back will make things harder?

“Can you imagine if my ancestors would have had the same rationale? Let’s not fight against the Confederacy. Let’s just try to get along, and maybe one day they’ll give us our freedom?”

28.08.2025 01:13 — 👍 5354    🔁 1616    💬 71    📌 123

An internal change to a league policy that you admit you neither then implemented nor told the players association about despite the fact that such policies are supposed to be collectively bargained?

Congratulations to the NWSLPA's lawyers for the alley-oop they were just thrown #nwsl

27.08.2025 16:11 — 👍 59    🔁 12    💬 0    📌 0

This is your Democratic campaign message for 2026

26.08.2025 19:41 — 👍 2945    🔁 842    💬 142    📌 38

This is the rhetoric of dictators — across time & geography — that freedom (for some) must be sacrificed for security, reinforcing the power of the regime. Instead of engaging in fights about crime rates, the opposition to this madness needs to hammer on this authoritarian frame over & over again.

25.08.2025 16:22 — 👍 1954    🔁 533    💬 102    📌 27

One may be a follower of @solomonrdavid.bsky.social when you don’t need the most distinguishing gar characteristic to ID them.

I see that tail poking around the edge.

25.08.2025 16:25 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Literally opened bsky to say Bay said hold my beer we’re doing a Chicago here

23.08.2025 20:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Absolutely gut wrenching for Banda, wishing her well on her recovery.

23.08.2025 14:41 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Meme : top panel is an old man bending over with the caption “call the ambulance”
Bottom panel he has stood back up saying “but not for me!”

Meme : top panel is an old man bending over with the caption “call the ambulance” Bottom panel he has stood back up saying “but not for me!”

This is crazy. Ludmila hattyyyy

23.08.2025 01:54 — 👍 60    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 0

Your Reigning Finals MVP. Your superstar goal scorer. Your Ballon d'Or finalist. Out because she didn't get enough time to warm up in a game that shouldn't have been played. I'd quit and go into hiding from the shame.

23.08.2025 14:19 — 👍 199    🔁 64    💬 2    📌 5

"We're not done yet" the chant coming from 134

23.08.2025 01:50 — 👍 37    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

ELLA MASAR UNDEFEATED

23.08.2025 02:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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sweet merciful christ

23.08.2025 01:49 — 👍 211    🔁 30    💬 5    📌 7

Hello my name is Kelsey and I am running for NWSL commissioner. My policies are no 3 pm August games and also Lo LaBonta gets to have a kendo stick sometimes.

22.08.2025 00:58 — 👍 45    🔁 7    💬 4    📌 2

So glad that Jessica Berman cares more about millions of dollars than the wellbeing of the players who the league needs to actually make those millions of dollars. When is enough enough??

21.08.2025 22:12 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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