Dubious Facts & Stats

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The largest cow that ever lived was physically immeasurable at the time.
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87% of British people have never had a cup a soup.
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Some blue tac, à biro and a hula hoop crisp are all you need to adapt a cow so that it’s fully inflatable.
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Donald Trump enjoys being called ‘wotsit cock’ as a wotsit is five times longer than his actual penis.
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Snakes are all hairy on the inside.
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Only 3% of the global population have smelled an orange.
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The original Morph was made entirely from heroin.
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Up until the age of 7, former newsreader John Craven could breath fire.
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The easiest way to tell the difference between a stoat and a weasel is by remembering that Stoats usually wear top hats, and weasels can’t pronounce ‘Velcro’
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The smallest smart phone ever made was so small, if an ant had a pair of jeans tailor made, you could fit three in the back pocket.
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Jacob Rees-Mogg is so posh, he was born with a walnut knob.
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Ted Danson invented kick-boxing accidentally, trying to put a slipper on whilst drunk on holiday.
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Piers Morgan has a human heart.
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Most whales are smaller than an Apple close up.
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The iconic painting of Mrs Mangle featured in the TV show neighbours was painted by none other than Bono from U2.
Producers asked him to create the work after seeing this self portrait on a mantlepiece in his castle while watching a documentary about the making of Achtung Wotsit.

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Never in history has a penguin ever consumed a pork pie.
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The original Morph was made entirely from heroin.
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Nigel Mansell never actually sat in his racing car, a key to his success was his posture, he always drove squatting, hovering and inch above the seat like a woman in a strange toilet.
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The #totp audience in 1975 are a calm sea of thick thick hair.

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Eric Bristow was the 4th person in the UK to own a satellite dish.
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He’ll be fine , he’ll just sue somebody and buy a new one, never seen his movies just se his name pop up now and again when he’s been a monumental bell end.

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There are officially only 4 coat hanger car aerials left in Great Britain.
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A can of special brew has never been consumed indoors.
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88% of Grace Jones’ naked body has been seen by wasps, but less than 0.001% the wasp population have seen Grace Jones. #Fact

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The dolphin in the 60’s TV series Flipper was played by a dog.
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Alex Salmond was the last Scotsman to be born the traditional way and hatched from a scotch egg
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The longest snake in the world was too long to be measured accurately , but was said by all who encountered it to have had the personality of a much shorter snake.
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The iconic painting of Mrs Mangle featured in the TV show neighbours was painted by none other than Bono from U2.
Producers asked him to create the work after seeing this self portrait on a mantlepiece in his castle while watching a documentary about the making of Achtung Wotsit.