yes, forever, yes 🩶

Me with that one version of Sail by Awolnation

There are actually interesting patterns!! With samples knit in colours other than beige. Who’d have thought.

Hate blocking people who have done me no personal wrong, but I’m so sick of Ravelry’s “most popular” filter showing me the same patterns over and over that I just hid two popular designers from search results. It’s like a whole new world in there now.

Things I have not been doing include paying any attention whatsoever to all the people with terrible opinions about Cam/Palamedes. So, you know. The usual.

Things your esteemed Dr. has been doing in the last fortnight include crafting ever-more-ridiculous fics, bullying friends into reading books that will emotionally eviscerate them, and rewatching SPN season 11 (that shit was great, actually).

Hola bitches, I remembered I have an account here

Palamedes & Camilla

#TheLockedTomb

"a refit... would barely break even for a developer, with an estimated profit margin of 0.05%"

Everyone loves to bitch and moan about landlords, but housing developers are the true fucking scum of the earth, actually.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Some of you (quite a lot of you; a critical fucking mass of you) need to broaden all your horizons, the post-punk musical ones in particular. You could learn a few things.

Not helping my cynicism is the fact that, almost 20 years after its release, the lyrics to Bloc Party’s Hunting For Witches are more topical than ever.

Anyway, I’ll be adblocking that stupid new button like I did with the one in the top navigation. Shove your AI up your arse, Jira.

Grosssss. (I just checked and we sure do have that now too - I guess I haven’t actually opened a ticket today, just dragged them between columns)

Ughhh I haven’t been hit with it yet, what did they move this time?

LRT if you think I'm going to let the most self-indulgent thing I've written in 18 months just slip by you, think again.

Presenting the Cam/Palamedes optometry AU you never knew you needed. You may enjoy knowing it’s work #600 in the tag 😌

One a clear day, you can see forever [T, 21k].
archiveofourown.org/works/71886706

Say no more, boy, I’m pulling out the tubs of unspun right this minute.

Ohoho, we’re watching an Icelandic show and my warden has uttered the magic words: “I like that jumper”.

Restoring my friends to full hit-points with my little stories hehe

Presenting the Cam/Palamedes optometry AU you never knew you needed. You may enjoy knowing it’s work #600 in the tag 😌

One a clear day, you can see forever [T, 21k].
archiveofourown.org/works/71886706

Additionally, I have started* another AU.

(I started it a month ago and forgot bsky existed. But also, it was simmering for most of that time.)

I finished this. I sent it for beta. It’s 21300 words. Of course.

Like. Account locking is a BASIC user expectation these days. Get serious.

(Maybe admit ATProto was a poor fucking choice for social media and user protection, that’d be a good start.)

Bsky needs private accounts so that i can bitch about my work problems without wholly doxxing myself. Get your shit together lads, it CANNOT be that hard.

Ughhh we use npm for everything 😭

(The typo wasn’t deliberate but it keeps me humble. However. If I have to read one more terribly-formatted, poorly-written document, I will raze this place to the ground.)

Not to be a snotty cunt but: people using a word when they want a similar-sounding but completely different word. And the putting that in a public document. Clown behaviour.

I’ve got devs in four countries across … 6 time zones, I think? I’m gonna mess up NZ all week lmao

I deliberately chose to forget bsky exists this time, because let’s be real, it sucks, but I am close to finishing this fic so 😌😌 (it’s just under 21k, because I’m insane)

The seven days where we are NOT two hours behind you are so fucking confusing for me 😂