for those of you following along at home, he went on to describe his “triple wide bachelor pad; I have two living rooms, one has the pool table, the other is just the TV and stuff”

the human experience is a rich tapestry

so we decided to go out for our last little vacation day before we got to have to go back to work tomorrow
We are going to a special screening of Rashomon.
we decided, before our fucking Kurosawa film, to get some dinner
so the table next to us is DRUNK, & HOOOTING about Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Don’t forget that… it’s… well…

#GoldenKamuy

genuinely, I go here by only the loosest approximation, and I know that a lot of this is just protagonist privilege but like goddamn
hashtag justice 4 mu qing

and again, this is me assuming that he got the order in the first place, as I personally find it equally likely that between the “XL nealry bleeding to death” and the active Warzone at the front, that he never actually got this information at all

your CO, the prince, who just almost bled to death in a cave, tells you to give a field promotion to a random teenager who 1) is called “John Doe” 2) doesn’t actually appear to be an official part of your army?
Brother, that’s just basic OpSec, refusing that, that man did nothing wrong

The thing is, is that even if I accept that XL DID tell MQ “ please promote the teenage prodigy and train him in the way of the saber”—iirc MQ himself maintains he was given no such order—I don’t actually find myself able to believe there’s anything insecure or jealous about saying “wait, who?”

congratulations!!!!!!

Digitally illustrated fanart of Ogata Hyakunosuke and Yuusaku Hanazawa from Golden Kamuy. Yuusaku smiles and hugs Ogata from behind, while Ogata appears to reluctantly tolerate being held.

was originally just gonna be a sketch for 11/23, but it was already late so i took my time coloring it ☺️
#勇尾 #yuuo #いい兄さんの日

deeply unflattering, closeup angle, but like
He is quite literally my son, I’m obsessed with him

YES, my early childhood experiences of receiving combat training from a variety of perching birds is the reason I’m like this today AND when I die on the field of battle, unfortunately, it will fall to you to retrieve my earthly remains

to be fair, there’s also something wrong with you because I said that, and then the first words out of your mouth were
“yeah? That’s why you’re like this?”

just said to @camillahect.bsky.social and I quote:
“I consider myself sort of a janissary of passerine birds; they took me as an infant, they raised me as their own, and now I lead suicide cavalry charges at their behest”

you ever hear a sentence come out of your mouth and you think to yourself: goddamn, I really am just like this, huh?

I have chosen to incorporate this into my own beliefs

fascinated by the cosmological implications presented by “boy in the heron“ which appears to be, thus far, that human souls employ an R-selected reproductive strategy, and most are devoured by pelicans before being able to incarnate within a body

It has been over 80% humidity for the better part of three weeks now, but at least we have summer fruits

Made galette

leaving my stupid long-overdue comments on chapter of extremely excellent fic, like “can’t wait for the next one” as I’m posting, I see that it updated lmao
(this is an errorbone tweet)

in further news, finally figured out how to unstick the scene that had me stuck for like three weeks the other day, so there’s that
‘have his city’ heads (Lindsay) reportedly taking to the streets in celebration

brothers in arms take refuge from enemy fire (scary noise in hallway)

it’s important to me that you all know that just out of frame of this photo, is a duck on a jet ski
I’m not even kidding about this

aint that just the way 😔

A photo of “The Floor Scrapers” by Gustave Caillebotte

made it to the caillebotte exhibit to see my beloved!

and so in going on the website to find a better picture, we discovered that one Ogata Gekkō (surname recognizable via blorbo from my world historical conflict) ALSO made:
“The Occupation of the Battery at Port Arthur (Ryojunko hodai nottori no zu)”

OK, so we went to the Art Institute today, and they had a bunch of Meiji prints in the print gallery, and this was one of ‘em

it must be said that C-dramas are doing frankly a way better job re: giving me what I really need out of television (men bleeding from the mouth)

ANDRE THE GIANT "I don't like to speak badly of people. | have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face."

cyberpunk replicant oyuuo # concepts that I really need to get around to