kev, it is what it is

one thing i didn't tell you . . . you gotta adjust the strap so the bass is at your upper thighs.

fucking HILARIOUS that adams is still on the ballot I am so excited to see how many votes he gets. also Sliwa's party is listed as "Protect Animals" you [don't under any circumstances] gotta hand it to him.

I missed an invitation to judge a kind of prestigious award and also an invitation to an award ceremony for a book prize.

I'm trying to opt out and get my junk mail like a normal person but they're telling me it's CUNY-wide and if I train it everything will be fine.

Apparently you're meant to spend time "training" it so that all is right with the world

It's the thing that stops email that you want to get from getting to you, but also packaging it like it looks like spam email that you don't want to get

let's goooooo

CUNY people: do you know what proofpoint is? is it true that it's required at your campus?

I really like how Zohran Mamdani has run a campaign that is so focused on making New York City a safe (including from the fascism of our current federal government) and affordable place for all its residents, and I am really appalled by how racist so much of the opposition to his candidacy has been.

As ugly and gross as it gets.

Get this guy outta here.

what the absolute fuck. monstrous. dante missed the tenth level of hell.

The poorest people on this list are the Fisher family worth $1.6 billion. Joe Gebbia was part of DOGE and he's the co-founder of Airbnb which the city has basically banned. He does not live in NYC. A huge chunk of this list doesn't.

New Yorkers: i saw a TLC plate but the letters surrounding the number were R and T. what is this?

this is the correct take. "AI" is a bullshit marketing technique. there is no "AI" in your phone. markov chains were described in 1906. "i'm going to go buy a nice bottle of red . . ." you already know what the next word is.

mood

i call the lady who sells jerk on the corner "auntie." the Post knows this.

auntifa

"slappin' fannies and killin' grannies" is just so so good.

CHOTINER: So we ordered shrimp fried rice
ME: Isaac, are you t-
CHOTINER: Let me finish.
ME: Are you telling me a--
CHOTINER (clumsily undoing a wired lavalier microphone attached to his collar): THAT'S FUCKING IT, I'M DONE HERE

A lot of people are quoting this post and that's good because they should, AI sucks and robs us of something special and only mediocre uncreative piss-babies rely on it to make anything at all, fuck AI, p.s. Emma Thompson is now the president, sorry, that's just how it is

these shrimp are fucking huge

We can take nothing for granted. Signing up to canvas this weekend in Brooklyn. This is a FIRST for me — I am not a natural door-knocker—but this is too important. Join me!!!

really good idea to assign A GHOST STORY for tomorrow, Kev. really good idea.

my girl thought this was a "Keep Abortion Safe and Legal" sticker hiding under the hotel sprinkler

gonna start calling it The Canton

my girl

Hochul giving money to repave the BQE: 1. there should be less cars in NYC. B. invest in public education (CUNY much????). III. the BQE is a double black diamond of American roadsmanship, conditions should be worsened if anything.

lol