Danny Bowes

I'm at 0 provided I can have a Bloody Mary with one or a beer with two others

"This wasn't what we meant by 'One country, two systems,' guys"

I guess Gen-Z abolishes the police

This is your regular reminder that in the year 2000, Paul Rudd, with frosted tips, appeared in the Hong Kong film GEN-Y COPS as a bad guy (kinda). In the movie, he does martial arts, fights a robot, and, most shocking of all, does an entire scene in Cantonese.

Finished my Mass Effect: Legendary Edition replay and have finally arrived at a fully realized ME3 take, which if I understand the internet, morality, and the social contract properly is only legally expressible as a tl;dr Reddit post.

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

you're goddamn right

Remember how in AD ASTRA, they go to the Moon and it's bascally Port Authority? That's how you know James Gray is a) smart and b) A Real New Yorker.

you missed the best one

*Really* well, I should say.

If the slim novel sells well I may be able to get within range of John Ortiz and/or Colin Quinn.

Spike Lee

You're allowed to say this

Obvious answer is Donnie Darko (on a date, no less)

Cheating answer is Wild Side (wasn't in a theater, but it was within days of its cable debut, and it's a cable classic)

Disqualified answer is that Louis CK movie he made immediately before he got canceled that only really existed as a screener

Bondi being slightly blurry is 🤌

guy with The Big Cigar in Mothra - he wants to monetize the Mothra twins

Invoking wealthy class solidarity to excuse sex crimes against children is sorta the Epstein Class in a nutshell

Above freezing for the first time in weeks, and me with no Hawaiian shirts in the closet

Disclosure Day (2026, Spielberg): the story of the day the world, as one, watches Disclosure (1994, Levinson)

Damn shame he'll get pulled before he can drop 70, the Lakers get all the breaks

The only way I want to save my draft is by trading for a lottery pick, Bluesky

jenna maroney

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

In a similar boat, I know just enough to almost get there but not all the way; what I can speak to is major label acts used to have absolutely unlimited luxury, this one guy I visited in the studio once was getting indulged like it was ancient Rome

Could it be some decline-of-empire thing where no one actually records in real studios anymore and just essentially does glorified bedroom recordings?

That is wild, it contains the entire universe.

Milan Cortina sounds like a Star Wars name from the Disney era

Age verification? My palace economy was decimated by the Sea Peoples

tried and failed, everyone watched bad bunny instead

porque no los dos, you know what i'm sayin