Danny Bowes

if you post it, it's true, and legally binding

"was everyone literally twelve?"

"no but like, yeah, but it's like....you know...."

The doc needs to be long enough for me to pop in as a talking head with the line "I once sold him a stack of books whose titles I could not pronounce and whose subjects I could only begin to guess," maybe in a montage about his weird-ass reading habits

Not reposting the AI slop video, but good lord

It's wild that "vote for Cuomo, not the homo" isn't unambiguously the biggest fuckup of Andrew Cuomo's career, but the human mind is a miracle factory

NYC Mayoral Debate

MAMDANI: I want to make NYC a better place to live

CUOMO: I want Mandala over here to admit he can't do anything, because I can't do anything

SLIWA: I would drink a $27 Moscow mule from Andrew Cuomo's skull

Spike is finally getting old enough that he and Clyde Frazier can make a gentlemen of a certain age buddy comedy that will win an unopposed Best Costume Design Oscar

Fat Joe not being fat anymore should mean he needs to change his name to Average Joe

I don't know how it works in California but I know a PI in New York who has absolutely never been a cop, for what that's worth

Getting a Knotts-y tattoo, it's controversial because it only sort of looks like Don Knotts

Encouraging sign that the Knicks' injury report for opening night is, basically: the whole team

(caveat: I haven't watched it and barely know it exists) If you're really worried about seeing too much, you might want to let it be for the moment, but if you want a dopamine hit, maybe watch the trailer

*The ghost of David Stern suddenly materializes, the smell of brimstone as thick as the booing*

Wasn't it?

I've seen enough: one of the most fun things in the 2025-26 season will be watching the Rockets play a team you viscerally dislike

You did well to word this carefully, because the last thing we need is a third *way*

Not beating the nerd team allegations

One of these decades the NBA needs to make it illegal for both teams to wear their road uniforms in the same game

What a stupid era

the architect of the matrix

rest assured, this will be the third time Tron has failed to become a franchise, and we've become exceedingly efficient at it

My oldest opinion has always been "really, seriously, deeply think about whether or not you should get that tattoo."

if you want me to extend grace to a schlubby white millennial man with questionable tattoos and a history of incoherent social media posts he better be slugging 40 homers in the bigs every year that's all i have to say

getting a nazi tattoo is a whole diff level of commitment. Its not nasty thoughts & it's not even dropping a slur, bad as that is, you gotta literally sit there for hours while someone sequentially stabs you, powering through the pain motivated only by the joy of eventually having nazi branded skin

The Cal Raleigh Effect will truly be seen in spring training next year when half the league shows up with twice as much ass

Forgoing condoms by explaining that was off the record after we've had sex

all in the service of reemphasizing that Clemenza's a fuckin real one

mfs be like "you can't be purity testing we need a big tent" and the "purity test" is minorities objecting people who are trying to toss them out of the tent

immaculate energy