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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

I want everyone who has spent years in therapy wondering what is wrong with them, wondering why they had so many bad relationships, why they felt so much dread, to know that it was in part because you were living in a world run by evil, evil people and you could tell that somewhere deep down

I REPEAT: YOU DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, FUND THE GESTAPO!

BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.

im so sick of this job anyone need an email marketing person

my entire team being OOO the past two weeks has actually meant when i need them to answer questions for the urgent things they left me, they're no where to be found. but they can come on and ping me at 7am demanding answers to questions they could easily answer themselves

The family of mice singing “No cheeses for us meeces” in the opening song (“Scrooge”) of THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL (1992), a movie that I saw in the theater at age 10 and which immediately became a formative movie and deeply held family favorite, its annual viewing soon becoming a family tradition, and which has always been incredibly dear to me, even though I consider myself only an average enthusiast when it comes to the Muppets (I grew up with them and still love them with that warm childhood purity but I am not at Disney-Adult-levels of obsession or passionate opinion—but I will say that THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL is one of the best adaptations of Dickens’s story in the entire history of cinema, and no one since ’92 has come remotely close), and which I have always found incredibly moving and beautiful and tragic and redemptive, and which always makes me cry quietly during several key scenes; it is one of my strongest links to childhood memory.

When they ask me what radicalized me

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

A screenshot from the Nazi site. Geoff Keighley: Hope you're enjoying the show so far! gaming disorder pawg: You fucked her. You fucked Miss Piggy.

At least, that’s the plan.

Friendly reminder that laying people off right before Christmas is among the shittiest things a company can do.

i was not laid off thankfully but its that time of year where all ceos look at their Q4 financials and decide to shave off some $$$ from the payroll to make their goals for the year

happy corporate lay-off season to all who celebrate

We're literally getting like 7in of snow on Tuesday and some chucklefuck is out here mowing their damn lawn

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

Me when I’m trying to eat healthier

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living

[me, yesterday, watching the Arabic Zohran ad] dick cheney would die if he saw this

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that

not every boss needs 20 dumb shmucks before every attempt

now that i'm just about 100% done with silksong, my biggest complaint is theres waaaaaay too many gauntlets. every time i end up in an arena and waves of enemies come out i actually feel my blood run cold

Jane Goodall reaches out and touches a small monkey.

Jane Goodall was my first childhood hero, as I loved animals as a kid and was inspired by her story. I still remember the National Geographic specials about her. RIP.

I just called Chuck Schumer’s office and, for the first time EVER, a person answered, who then politely entered my complaints into their call log.

This tells me two things:

1) They’re not getting enough calls over there, and 2) If you want to yell at Schumer, today’s the day.

(212) 486-4430

when im done with silksong im going to mail my gnawing stick to team cherry's headquarters

recinding previous statement this is my new arch nemesis