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@cammgodfrey.bsky.social

cleveland comedian, and other c-words.

348 Followers  |  59 Following  |  157 Posts  |  Joined: 21.09.2023  |  1.7002

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i’ve discovered ways to feel inferior that you motherfuckers don’t even have access to. and in the way ultimately i am better than you

13.10.2025 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

honoring my late father’s memory by being truly desperate for male approval

11.10.2025 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

another W for ol james

09.10.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh because you hate attention

09.10.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i’ve never started a sentence and then cut myself off with β€œno i can’t say that out loud” without full intentions of saying that out loud

09.10.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

having a sex dream you can’t even tell the group chat about is a prison i wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy

09.10.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i love them they are so tall irl @drawfeeshow.com @julialepetit.bsky.social @jacobandrews.bsky.social @atnathanyaffe.bsky.social

09.10.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

has β€œhey thickums! love that thickness! can i have that number?” ever worked as a pick up line? asking for a catcaller with lowkey gay voice

02.10.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just spent a really long awkward time trying to figure out where i know someone from and it was from being janeane garafolo

01.10.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sure i may not seem cool right now but you should see how cool i seem when everyone in the room already thinks i’m cool

01.10.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

horrified to report that everywhere you go you take yourself

01.10.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nobody on this airplane is paying attention to the safety presentation. i’m gonna have to save them all myself

01.10.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

asked for steak at chipotle and she said β€œthe good one or the regular one?”

30.09.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

simple plan was like i didn’t get a phone call between 7 and 11 am. nobody cares and i’m alone in the world

29.09.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if i meet someone who’s 25-27 I’m GONNA mention the movie sky high. for clout

29.09.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if poetry open mics were at 3 am i wouldn’t have a close friends story

28.09.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

poetry open mics should be at 2 am

28.09.2025 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate being a room of all gay people. It's like, no, I'm not out of my element. I'm just bad at talking to people

27.09.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gonna say β€œremember that one time we made out?” to someone i shouldn’t tonight

27.09.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

uber driver isnt playing the 3 niche songs i want to listen to right now. disappointed. 5 stars

27.09.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every fall i buy a new black cardigan and every spring i lose it on the first warmish day

26.09.2025 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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how i feel sending the β€œit was $14 πŸ₯Ίβ€ text

26.09.2025 07:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when you grew up in a β€œdon’t worry about paying me back” household but now you don’t have β€œdon’t worry about paying me back” money <<<<

26.09.2025 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œi was OP so they nerfed me” - me when i’m a little sniffly so i can’t get drunk on a weeknight with my friends

25.09.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is my impression of the funny one in the friend group talking to the quiet one in the friend group, outside the venue before a booked show: you should go up and do a tight 5

25.09.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

problematic nomenclature aside, the concept of β€œpimping” in improv is so silly. it’s like mom can you come pick me up my improv scene partner is making me make stuff up on the spot

23.09.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when you think about it β€œyou shouldn’t take medical advice from the president” has always been true we just used to not really have to say it

23.09.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

looking for music recommendations. my taste is songs that i already like

23.09.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

man i have so many problems that would be solved if therapy was real

12.09.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if the bow tie fits

08.09.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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