iβve discovered ways to feel inferior that you motherfuckers donβt even have access to. and in the way ultimately i am better than you
13.10.2025 06:36 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@cammgodfrey.bsky.social
cleveland comedian, and other c-words.
iβve discovered ways to feel inferior that you motherfuckers donβt even have access to. and in the way ultimately i am better than you
13.10.2025 06:36 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0honoring my late fatherβs memory by being truly desperate for male approval
11.10.2025 07:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0another W for ol james
09.10.2025 18:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh because you hate attention
09.10.2025 17:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0iβve never started a sentence and then cut myself off with βno i canβt say that out loudβ without full intentions of saying that out loud
09.10.2025 16:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0having a sex dream you canβt even tell the group chat about is a prison i wouldnβt wish on my worst enemy
09.10.2025 16:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i love them they are so tall irl @drawfeeshow.com @julialepetit.bsky.social @jacobandrews.bsky.social @atnathanyaffe.bsky.social
09.10.2025 04:55 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0has βhey thickums! love that thickness! can i have that number?β ever worked as a pick up line? asking for a catcaller with lowkey gay voice
02.10.2025 14:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0just spent a really long awkward time trying to figure out where i know someone from and it was from being janeane garafolo
01.10.2025 23:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0sure i may not seem cool right now but you should see how cool i seem when everyone in the room already thinks iβm cool
01.10.2025 23:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0horrified to report that everywhere you go you take yourself
01.10.2025 21:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0nobody on this airplane is paying attention to the safety presentation. iβm gonna have to save them all myself
01.10.2025 13:59 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0asked for steak at chipotle and she said βthe good one or the regular one?β
30.09.2025 21:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0simple plan was like i didnβt get a phone call between 7 and 11 am. nobody cares and iβm alone in the world
29.09.2025 14:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if i meet someone whoβs 25-27 Iβm GONNA mention the movie sky high. for clout
29.09.2025 09:46 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if poetry open mics were at 3 am i wouldnβt have a close friends story
28.09.2025 09:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0poetry open mics should be at 2 am
28.09.2025 05:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hate being a room of all gay people. It's like, no, I'm not out of my element. I'm just bad at talking to people
27.09.2025 21:20 β π 51 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0gonna say βremember that one time we made out?β to someone i shouldnβt tonight
27.09.2025 01:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0uber driver isnt playing the 3 niche songs i want to listen to right now. disappointed. 5 stars
27.09.2025 01:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0every fall i buy a new black cardigan and every spring i lose it on the first warmish day
26.09.2025 09:56 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0how i feel sending the βit was $14 π₯Ίβ text
26.09.2025 07:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0when you grew up in a βdonβt worry about paying me backβ household but now you donβt have βdonβt worry about paying me backβ money <<<<
26.09.2025 07:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βi was OP so they nerfed meβ - me when iβm a little sniffly so i canβt get drunk on a weeknight with my friends
25.09.2025 02:10 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is my impression of the funny one in the friend group talking to the quiet one in the friend group, outside the venue before a booked show: you should go up and do a tight 5
25.09.2025 01:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0problematic nomenclature aside, the concept of βpimpingβ in improv is so silly. itβs like mom can you come pick me up my improv scene partner is making me make stuff up on the spot
23.09.2025 05:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0when you think about it βyou shouldnβt take medical advice from the presidentβ has always been true we just used to not really have to say it
23.09.2025 04:58 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0looking for music recommendations. my taste is songs that i already like
23.09.2025 00:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0man i have so many problems that would be solved if therapy was real
12.09.2025 05:59 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0if the bow tie fits
08.09.2025 18:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0