it finally happened and i witnessed it

someone asked to talk to @amandamc.bsky.social's supervisor and she said "I'm the CEO"

(Is this just Johnny Bravo?)

Local Man Fumbles Disastrously And/Or Is Sexy And Aspirational

It's me: the most incompetent bitch in town.

YES

if you're still offline, stay offline

Children's Games, by Pieter Brueghel the Elder, 1560

I miss youuuuu and living like a mile apart

Important perspective.

Also the hummus, of course

That green lentil and spinach and coconut milk goo, and that cashew and sun dried tomato "cheesy" ...pasta or rice or something

I suppose Capricorn is active because of reasons, and Taurus is inactive because of don't feel like it and remain unconvinced that making the effort to override my feelings is necessary

NEVER. Besides I don't know the measurements or probably even all the ingredients you used. I should probably write down some recipes, though, I don't have all my old standbys memorized and future generations MUST know about Spam On Bun.

Question here from a Certified Dipshit™️ — What even is the ideal end for all these billionaire weird evil dorks? Seems like if the 99.9% of us are poor & starving it won't be great for them either? What do THEY even want the outcome to be? To have all the money & party it up... where? Doing what?

If you expand it to include legumes and... seeds (not a nut, apparently) I have a couple favorites to demand you include

How is Virgo not mind and Capricorn not body?

I literally bought us that wooden chess set a few years ago. Also, if chess is the only tabletop game you want to play with me, let's play chess. We could even keep it set up in the art room so no cats knock it over.

The truest thing you have ever said.

James Harvey III, Tuskegee airman, leader of the team that won the US military's first aerial gunnery competition for combat aviators. AKA, Top Gun. James Harvey is a handsome Black man in WW2 uniform with an indomitableble look of calm confidence.

Tom Cruise in an aviation suit and Rayban aviator sunglasses from Top Gun.

Hey, while we're talking about erasing history:

In 1949 the US military held its first Aeriel Gunnery Competition, later known as "Top Gun."

The best of the best competed in dogfighting and other skills. The team that won, was the 332nd: The Tuskegee airmen.

So they refused to announce a winner🤡

(The more thirsty you are, the more fun it is)

YouTube video by Gregor McMurray Gregor McMurray - What I Want

youtu.be/iSA0NG0GS-s

YouTube video by Drennon Davis - Topic Godzilla

And it's this one. youtu.be/yS32uJ1299Q

Also, trans joy is obedience to God.

Mississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’ "People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me.”

A Mississippi state senator has filed a bill called the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act,” which would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo”

She talmage on my johnson till my dad comes to take all my blood

Of all the questions this raises, one of them is "why didn't he brag about having better erection quality and sleep efficiency than his son?"