Sofie Hagen

YouTube video by Sofie Hagen Fat Jokes | Sofie Hagen

I just released a mini-comedy special called Fat Jokes, which is me doing Fat Jokes for 15 minutes. It's on YouTube. I know there are much more important things happening in the world, but maybe you want to laugh for a bit?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RbB...

Woman at the gate said ‘are you a comedian? I recognise you’ which would have been cool if I hadn’t then walked straight into a window.

My storage space was broken into and all of my kitchen stuff was stolen. That sucks - but I now feel justified in spending an entire weekend looking for the PERFECT replacements. First up: Cutlery.

I have very specific requirements, so it's hard finding the right stuff.

But I did find the WORST.

You won’t BELIEVE this…

Moving back to Denmark has been great, but it’s -11° and NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT. I can’t believe I actually miss the endless British weather smalltalk. I need to talk about how cold it is.

The front cover of Happy Fat by Sofie Hagen

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers! 📚💙

Book 18!

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Some of my favourite podcasts lately have been @ifbookspod.bsky.social and @sofiehagen.bsky.social 's Help Hole. I love that they're kind of antithetical to each other and it's my favourite when they do the same book

I just woke up from an intense anxiety dream about starting at a new school. I’m 36.

I’m about 5-hours in to “Will I Ever Have Sex Again” by @sofiehagen.bsky.social and its everything I could have hoped for!

Carefully researched, accessible, intimate, funny, just all around gorgeous!

I don’t remember a time when it wasn’t January.

Someone in my mother’s local Facebook knitting group knitted a penis and boobs to hang on a Christmas tree. Everyone lost their minds and were furious. The person then said, ‘For every negative comment, I’m knitting more dicks for the tree.’

We’re now glued to her phone for updates.

Moving to Denmark really made me realise how much I used to rely on Amazon. I'd type in 'thingie that makes my table a bit taller' and it would show me 50 different types of furniture risers. Now I have to go into a physical store and say that and watch them figure out what I mean and then shrug.

Since moving to this small suburb, I've learned that apparently my dog is petrified of church bells. Is my dog the anti-christ?

I will forever say ‘at the same time’ and never learn how to spell or pronounce simultinstiously.

Facebook Marketplace is wild.

“Could I carry this home?”
“Does it fit into a Fiat Punto?”
“Is it big enough to do scrapbooking on it?”

It’s like a maths test from an unhinged maths teacher.

It warms my heart. How do I repay her? Would she appreciate my special: a can of soup?

Thank you for all of your support. I had it for breakfast and it was delicious. Best thing I’ve ever eaten.

It’s settled. You have PhD in your title so I think me eating this curry for breakfast is like… doctor’s orders??

Question: My neighbour brought me a homemade curry yesterday evening. It’s in my fridge. It’s 11.30am. When’s too early to eat an entire curry?

If you’re wondering if I’m excited to go to Melbourne and Sydney in April to do shows, the answer is: I’ve already got a spreadsheet, a Pinterest board and several bookmark folders dedicated to the trip.

I know what time I have to go to sleep on March 19th 2025, to try and beat the jetlag.

I know, it sounds made-up.

I find it hard to imagine. Maybe they meditate a lot?

I have a Ring door camera, so I always turn it on and watch it when I'm peeing, just so I'm extra prepared.

I am learning now that some people can go about their lives as normal, even if they know someone is about to ring their doorbell. A delivery, a pick-up, a friend coming over.

It's apparently not normal to just sit frozen waiting, unable to eat or use the bathroom. With one eye on the door. Huh.

I think they fight facists in both of them? So in many ways, it’s like I’ve already watched Wicked.

I really liked the movie Blitz. A lot less singing than in Wicked but I’m guessing more bombs.

(Haven’t seen Wicked yet.)

I feel so blessed that Virgin Media has such a long and painful verification process, since there are many, many scammers out there looking to change the terms of my WiFi contract. This will teach them.

I understand none of those words.

The criminally tempting TikTok video: vm.tiktok.com/ZGdY9uU9p/

It’s so pretty. Just waiting for me.