BlobStar

If you're looking for the groove, it's in the heart.

Electric beater attachment covered in whipped cream

Here.

tied to edit my diet tide

Happy #ValentinesDay

They say irritation produces pearls, which is why I bed each night inside an oyster shell in my hair shirt

Combining the half-used jars of salsa in my fridge into one super salsa to rule them all.

cat scratching post for men

"Why do you want to work here?"

Because I want to be able to pay my rent, pay my bills, buy groceries, and maybe occasionally get a little treat. Why the fuck do you think I want the job? "To be a part of a company that's MAKING HISTORY by DISRUPTING the XYZ industry"? Be for real right now.

What if everybody had a "true face" that was under their face and at 45 the top face shed off and all their inner ugliness or beauty shone, and you found out at that moment you were one of the ugly ones

Babe fell asleep at the wheel and rear ended the mafia. Cowboy and baby tin type pics and a green metal headed cowboy in a resin plank

You have your process I have mine

Vintage black & white photo, photographer unknown. A woman stands under a ladder holding a black cat in one hand and an open umbrella in the other. A smashed mirror on the floor by her feet and wearing a hat with a large 13 on it.

Morning folks, stay lucky 🍀

they’re calling me the snow slurper

Terracotta mask in the shape of the head of a fox, dog, or bat ca. 600–480 BCE

her: are you stupid

me:

Becoming abominable

a couple enjoying a relaxing evening with a variety of snacks

i think there are olives underneath the corn

you wanna get together later and chase me with a knife

👊

A digital illustration of a tiny dragon, inspired by the carnivorous pitcher plant. The dragons long neck and outsized, gaping jaws mimic the flower of the plant.

Pitcher plant dragon…

Brain is buffering. Please hold

picking up a tums off the ground and blowing it off, yeah that’s a good metaphor for my life

When you read ‘bold retelling’ of a classic, be prepared for it to be unrecognisable.

I'd be pretty mad if I was a hero in a half shell and then I went and got stabbed in the junk.

if you want something cute to think about just know there used to be rabbit sized camels

Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:

Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Welcome to the 2026 Winter RevLympics! Who will take the gold in tonight's frozen possum curling? Will the south side win again in the 1000 meter stolen car hood snow surf? God bless.

Screw it!

If you ever need a lift, ask yourself: What would Archimedes do?

Anyone denying recency bias is currently experiencing recency bias.

Just a dot in the universe but still have to go to work