BlobStar

Using remembered strength when the body fails you.

And the world contracts to walls and screens.

All these posts could have been an e-book.

tired of biting ur fingers eating sandwiches?

Crocs for hands

Middle aged Dan wearing a Jack’s pizza box mask and glasses

who are you going as for pizza day?

Me (finally gluing the last feather on my pelican suit): I should check my email.

ME: What’s that other bread you eat sometimes Sharon?

WIFE: Spelt?

ME: B R E A D

HER: Get out!

my Sunday plan is to reach for the stars that are hanging from my basement’s ceiling

When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37

Who up lamenting loss

*pees*

*crawls into bed*

*spends half an hour winding down*

*is about to fall asleep*

*has to pee again*

This year is the 100th anniversary of the discovery of PCP just in case you wanted a reason tear a car door off with your bare hands in celebration

One view of cut sheet of paper paper clipped together

another view

Paper sculpture.
#ScrewingAround

Aioli! I'm walking over here.

Everyone who does not work in tech: Everything in my house is "smart" and "connected." It's awesome.

Everyone who works in tech: Everything in my house is dumb. NOTHING is smart or connected. It's awesome.

A diagram of the evolution of whales, from land dwelling mammals to the ocean giants we know today.

Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable

Retiring to a lake house in British Columbia would fix me.

[eating a chocolate croissant] Oh I thought you said roll model

The soul soaked world.

Go ahead, say those affirmations out loud. If anyone can hear you, they might need it too.

From what I can tell the winter Olympics is mostly about getting down a mountainside as recklessly as possible.

I carry the grey zone of things in the broad of my lungs to keep a handy reference of the unseeable and the unsayable.

me at new job writing wine descriptions:

earthy with notes of algae and hints of sadness with overtones of despair

Rob Thomas does not look particularly pleased that my SIL dressed him up in a brightly colored baby shirt (is it a onesie?). On the other hand, he doesn't look particularly miffed, either.

Business casual.

The pursuit of peace

I had to look up an obscure historical reference in order to finish this damned crossword and I swear the woman at the next table watched and sneered. Like she knew the 1877 Manet painting. Bitch.

Inadvertently started a chain reaction in the Safeway greeting cards section by accidentally grabbing two envelopes for one card, so now the next person will borrow an envelope from different cards, which will eventually lead to utter destruction & madness.

Bed good, world bad

Thanks to these handy text alerts from the post office, I almost never need to go outside or put on pants. I'd put my pants on 3-4 times some days just for mail checking. Now it's a one-and-done pants application, saving me valuable time I can use for my many many breakdowns every day

ME: it’s not delivery it’s digiorno

HOSPITAL NURSE: um ok let’s get your wife to the digiorno room