BlobStar

♫the itsy-bitsy spider
climbed up the water spout
down came the rain
and washed the spider out
out came the sun
and dried up all the rain
and the itsy-bitsy spider
climbed up the spout again♪

SISYPHUS: okay wow

Reincarnation gone incredibly wrong

Those feels when you make a joke so bad the room is completely silent because even the crickets are appalled

Those feels when you create a zombie plague but didn’t think about how it would affect traffic

Those feels when you remembered to swallow your handcuff key but forgot your fiber supplement

I have an upset tummy, I’ll join the revolution in a day or two.

can’t explain it but a middle finger with your thumb out just hits a little harder

*not responsible for your interpretations

*appears mysteriously next to ya in the crowd, and whispers over.

A little tiny iron pan. Yaknow, like, with a little edge around it!? I'm sure I'm not crazy here. It's about the size for one egg? Maybe a single English muffin? You have to have seen it too. Right?

London by night

The breathing, stretch by stretch.

Jesse wasn’t saying “Science, bitch!”, he was showing gratitude for the blessing of The Science Bitch

aww, our freak flags match

(nervously shakes teacup)

hangin around outside the 711 offering people floss

Accosted by old loss.

I live in a studio apartment so it's more like I forget why I came into this PART of the room

The sights still left.

Present Me has learned nothing from Past Me’s mistakes, and Future Me is just waiting in the wings like a rube

Collaborating with the firmament.

“Damn, I can’t sleep,” says everyone here

That guy at work that I don’t particularly like because he’s a twat:
Hasn’t this week gone quickly!
Me: I’ve thought it’s Friday for three days, and it’s still only Thursday.

no one ever takes closeups of sudsy soapy water and makes believe it's snowy hills anymore

feel bad because I didn't ♻️ the original at the time...and don't know who is responsible! But some of you saw it.
Anyways I'll condense here. I gave it a shot, an was a fun thing to try.

"For good posture, imagine lasers from your nipples aimed at their face."

It’s the same movie, whatever movie it is.

I bet Pop Tarts right off the factory line are amazing

A little grease for the grain.

Ugh, I have to go to work three hours ago

Alexa, how can i tell if my notifications aren’t working or if im just being lame af

"Have a cup of cheer!"

Oh none for me thank you I'm a recovering optimistic