Ryan Boyer

Phils comeback incoming

I can’t stop laughing at that ump pulling his hammy while punching someone out

I fear for everyone else that the Dodgers might be peaking at the right time.

Trea, man. Gotta be a better throw than that from 50 feet away.

Snell is just so tough when he’s on like this. Every once in a while there’s a ray of light, then he’ll throw 10 chainsaws in a row.

“Luzardo looked like he was trying to catch a rooster.” Brian Anderson is great.

Counsell sees your pitcher opener and raises you a leadoff hitter opener.

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*Checks NYY/TOR score*

*Hits refresh because he assumes there’s a bug in the MLB app*

*Sees same score*

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Matt Boyd on three days’ rest

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Waking up knowing there’s 12 hours of LDS ball today.

If Shohei comes down with food poisoning, we know where to point the finger.

Schlittler is jacked for the postseason.

Too real

I know, I know, underestimate the Guardians at your own peril, but this has to be one of the worst Game 1 playoff lineups I've ever seen.

This is aggressive!

Here are my incorrect postseason picks:

Tigers over Guardians
Yankees over Red Sox
Dodgers over Reds
Padres over Cubs

Mariners over Tigers
Yankees over Blue Jays
Phillies over Dodgers
Padres over Brewers

Mariners over Yankees
Phillies over Padres

Phillies over Mariners

Minutemen? More like over a minute in amirite

If any parent has been able to stop whistling or humming the K-Pop Demon Hunters soundtrack, please tell me your secret. Willing to be hypnotized.

In 10 innings at Wrigley Field this season, Miles Mikolas has given up 40 home runs*.

*= rounded down

It shouldn't bother me that the Rays pulled Rasmussen in the middle of an inning so he'd hit the 150-inning limit *exactly*, but it kinda bothers me.

The vote is completed. ABS is now official for 2026.

Michael McGreevy was an absolute delight just now being interviewed on MLB Central. The Cardinals need to get that guy in front of a camera more.

Yes, I now need a wet wipe for my phone.

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Currently eating hot wings while watching Jason Bateman on Hot Ones eating hot wings.

I see Blake Snell is doing that thing again where he doesn't give up any hits and strikes everyone out. He should try doing that all the time.

Daylen Lile is on a Cristian Guzman-esque run of triples.

Not sure what can save the Mets right now but I’m pretty sure it involves Roger McDowell and a magic loogie.

My five- and seven-year-old are learning about John Williams in music class. My daughter just came up to me and asked, “daddy, can you play the Star Wars music?” and now I’m a puddle.