Phoenyx

Know what would make that cake look better?

A baseball bat. Followed by fire.

Not helpful, Squirt!

My cat Squirt sniffing my bass guitar

Squirt lying down next to my bass guitar

Squirt lying on his back being cute

Squirts cute little face close-up

Squirt trying to commandeer my bass, then just being a cute little punk.

Definitely showing that America is taking it in the ass.

Fuuuuck! If I had watched Idiocracy when it first came out it wouldn’t have been so traumatic…

But no. I watched it for the first time today, and all I wanted to do was add MAGA hats to all of them.

She did.

Had to take all the kids to the vet today for their annual check up and shots. They all did well, even if Shadow was doing his best to fade into the wall.

The horror!

So I had a ladybug decide to take a nap on my middle finger yesterday.

You are assuming they give a shit about their constituents.

It’s like April Fool’s Day and Groundhog Day had a baby.

Imagine all the orange makeup stains they’d have to wash off the papal robes.

All the time

Someone PLEASE show him the portrait!!!!

That’s really cool.

Or a Kid Rock fan.
I’m a Swiftie only as far as I respect her for her views and the way she treats people. Her music is okay.

Worse yet… a Yeezy fan. 🤮

Anybody else wish they could travel back in time to improve that kid’s aim?

Could be worse. You could be a Belieber

If you think a just-fertilized ovary is entitled to life but are indifferent to what happens to a kidnapped 4-year-old with cancer, sent to a dangerous country without meds, you don’t give a fuck about the lives of children. You are just in a cult that fetishizes being against abortions.

I started learning how to play bass a couple weeks ago. Not much reaction in the cats yet, but who knows how they will respond when I get an amp instead of the Vox and headphones. #bassguitar #orangecats

ICE isn't "deporting" immigrants, it is kidnapping them.

DOGE isn't "fixing" the government, it is dismantling it.

#Trump isn't "helping" Americans, he is retaliating against them.

Pam Bondi isn't "upholding" the Constitution, she is ignoring it.
#FuckTrump

I was wondering the same thing

They all need to go away. A spontaneous sinkhole would do nicely

@oldman-sac.bsky.social

Is America great yet? I’d hate to miss it. 🙄

I despise it

French politician jokes US should return Statue of Liberty for siding with ‘tyrants’ Raphaël Glucksmann quips that US should give back 19th-century gift from France over Trump’s approach to Ukraine

Maybe we should.

Sooo… time to bring back the guillotine?