Altamira

Keep your eyes open for theta

The “they” is all encompassing. Post a selfie? Get brigaded by nazis. Post a picture of you and your friends? Some genius will quote tweet with “I know it smells in there 😭” and get 50k likes. Post an edgy joke? Your own people will excommunicate you (the nazis will help). There’s no wiggle room.

it’s horrible what they put trans women through on the other app

I dreamed last night for the first time in so long :))

My top artist was oomf but i’m not posting because karmically I have come to hate wrapped and my streams were split across two services

every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades

What I meant by this is sometimes nobody is enjoying the fruits of your labor. But when somebody needs a ride home, your empty bus needs to be there to carry them.

We don’t “prepare for the summer during the winter”. The relationship is far more cyclical than that.

Every time I listen to Ben Folds I realize just how sarcastic I have yet to get

If you really wanna see me check the paper or the TV, look who's telling who what to do!

Sometimes there’s nobody on the bus

Of course I’m polyamorous, I root for the Bears and the Panthers.

Looked myself up on reddit and apparently they’re all talking about some goddamn cave or something??? What the fuck

The Logo for Vocal Team. a fox, a frog, and a bird, colored in trans flag colors, sing in unison to the moon.

Vocal Team is a trans voice coaching studio, by and for trans people.

Visit the link in the bio to start your journey.

nope

Do I reach out to my on-good-terms ex who I havent spoken with in 7 months? If literally one of you says yes I will do it

The girls are living in a bubble. A glass bubble. Everybody is watching. But it's still a bubble

I think superman (2025) was an astoundingly ugly movie

Build an online presence where people anxiously await your return

Unfortunately this is the chicago equivalent of going to sbarro in NY and being underwhelmed with new york style pizza

To order Sloane Murphy's Scene Reports, venmo or cashapp ten dollars to fistfightjones Dm Sloane your address She will mail it to you.

Scene Reports is live because I got the zines before I expected to get them.
There will be a party next week. If you are in Chicago, they're five bucks, and you'll just have to find me bumming around to grab one. It's not that hard. I'm a creature of habit. I only hang around three or four spots.

Not sure why we don’t build houses right here during a housing crisis… typical Lakeview NIMBYs.

My new song is called “Lucy Dacus’s Nightshift except it’s about jesus being an avoidant partner”

i’ve felt too much love in my life recently like I don’t deserve it or smthn

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a man is eating food with a spoon from a bowl . ALT: a man is eating food with a spoon from a bowl .

mlm porn after 3 years of translesbianism

If you hate the babytranses around you, you’ll hate the babytrans “you”, forever

That one killed me 😭

My thanksgiving yesterday was great, mostly due to the presence of Sally the greyhound. Friends and food too, but she was a showstopper