bird notice

Jack Flaherty, Orioles Edition

At this rate he might not want to come back

Welp looks like the Ravens are in Orioles midseason form

Kyle Kinane is great!

Josh Tolentino wrote an article that sums up so many of our thoughts and discussions this season, especially over the past few weeks

End of the Mendoza Line

It wasn’t fun to watch but we stuck it out and managed to finish the season.

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Wanted: New GM for the Baltimore Orioles.

- Duties: TBA
- Your boss: The current GM
- Manager hiring input: Unlikely
- Timeline: Maybe this offseason, maybe not

All right — show of hands. Who wants this job?

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End of Season Report Cards – What the Orioles returning players need to do better in 2026 (part 1) The 2025 Orioles season has mercifully ended. If I had to choose one word to describe this past season I would have a hard time picking between disappointing and embarrassing. Maybe I’d combine the…

Grades for the 2025 Orioles

I tried to balance my disappointment with how many guys performed with my optimism that they’ll bounce back next year.

I also tried to balance advanced stats with wild speculation which is always fun.

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Does “is” autocorrect to O’s for anyone else? 😬

how masn ended o's coverage for the year

I’m going to miss baseball but also like get the fuck outta here with this season

I’ll take ‘Things Overheard at the Saudi Arabian Comedy Festival’ for $500 Alex

I actually felt bad about posting this during Thursday’s game (not to mention even kind of dumb because they eventually came back to win) but now all I feel is nothing

Reggie Jackson, 1976 #Orioles

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Me seeing Trevor Rogers ERA go up .46 runs

There’s a Ruby Tuesday on Guilford Drive

Beavers has as many home runs (3) in his past seven games as Gunnar does in his past 42.

at some point this fanbase is gonna have to sit with the fact that Elias draftees can’t fill the entire damn lineup. not possible

Orioles getting swept in New York this weekend is going to be such a fitting end to this season

Thinking Adley Rutschman's return would give the lineup a boost would make sense if you haven't watched the Orioles in over a year

Pete Fairbanks basically confirmed the identity of the Orioles is…Legos

Rogers shouting out an old coach in Miami “that had some connections” when discussing his offseason improvements is very on-brand for the Orioles coaching staff this year. In other words, it wasn’t them.

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The 2025 Orioles:

Some pretty devastating grammar typos here

Ironic that the Blue Jays are only thing that are giving me any semblance hope about next season because the Orioles themselves sure haven’t earned it

Leave Keegan Akin alone!

Just kidding he sucks fuck him

Eddie Murray, 1983 #Orioles

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