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I ask this every year, but how, exactly, did the ox and lamb keep time? I get the thing about the baby Jesus being a divine being, the son of God, and all that, but did His power extend to the animals in the barn? How did that work? Did they stamp their hooves? Headbang? What?

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I could have used this when trying to decipher a bowl of C# spaghetti some of our Vietnam dev guys wrote four years ago

I'd never be able to take my wife to the US again. I'm not handing over shit like that to some faceless overseers.

Some people are going to bitch and moan no matter what the team does, so ignore them. We got a top free agent bat, what's not to like?

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

"We got Pete Alonso at home."

The Pete Alonso at home:

... ACTUALLY PETE ALONSO

#Orioles

I often use Copilot to summarize things I already know but don't have the time, or the technical writing chops, to do myself. It can be great for spitting out troubleshooting procedures for customers so I don't have to write a bunch of steps from scratch

Hideously illegal, and impossible to implement regardless. Why don't you fuckers just ban everyone outright then? Much less overhead if you want to alienate the entire planet.

I just realized that in a lot of cases, ChatGPT and Copilot are highly glorified versions of LMGTFY ("Let Me Google That For You") with the meme of that guy looking at you wide-eyed in exasperation while motioning at the answer

*wakes up* Okay, let's see what the #Orioles have done during the winter meetings!

*checks*

Rats.

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MONDAY MORNING MEETING

Yeah, my personal wish is that we keep signing Japanese players so I can watch live O's games on television here on Saturday mornings during breakfast

All tsunami warnings and cautions have been rescinded, so all clear on the beaches. But I suspect that now that the sun is up, we'll start finding damaged buildings and houses here and there. I was totally oblivious to the whole thing, having been preparing for bed at the time with the TV off

The O's are "all in" on being all in

It's funny though -- this will leave the news cycle in about three days. This kind of thing happens literally ALL THE TIME

I'm in the center of the country and just going to bed at the time so I was unaware of it. Literally just woke up to this news now. We won't know the extent of any damage until daylight but I'm hearing of a number of injured. There wasn't any significant tsunami

Wouldn't you know it, I had totally forgotten I had joined CricketSky last year after the Aus v. India tests when I was in Queensland. Off I go...

"Gets kind of hot in these turkeys"

Love hotels have the wackiest names ever. The three best names I've noticed in my town over the years:

1. HOTEL 天気予報 with a farm motif including four huge cartoon chickens on each corner of the roof
2. HOTEL MOVIE MOVIE, which is classic Hollywood themed
3. HOTEL Pocke-Bell (yes, it's that old)

That said, however, fuck the Steelers.

It's weird, virtually my entire Bluesky Discover list is wall-to-wall NFL commentary. Meanwhile, I'm all like, woohoo, Australia is up 2-0 after another dominant #Ashes performance

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For chrissake there are only 12 teams. What the hell else do they want?

Today is Gifu Shimbun's 50,000th edition

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.