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I can't even imagine how dreadful that will be. Take plenty of wet wipes and plastic bags.

Cos short term holiday lets are available to use as a home in the prime English countryside in August just like that, Chris #TheArchers

I thought Adam had given up farm management for simpler roles - so he can spend more time smoking weed and being with Ian. #thearchers

The Community Shop is non profit making so if the community decides not to shop there anymore, how's that a loss? #TheArchers

Right, where's Hilda? #TheArchers

So it was dog collared Alan seen outside The Bull yelling, "Woe unto him that giveth his neighbour drink, that puttest thy bottle to him, and makest him drunken also." #thearchers

Good idea but hopefully crematoriums won't end up spreading the subtle aroma of a full English breakfast. #thearchers

? What on earth for, I can't think of a more middle of the road person!

Sorry but you're reaching at straws. That wasn't in the joke.

No, just a joke. It's possible to make fun without hating or having a phobia. e.g. I love trees but I still find this funny:

"Why did the pine tree get in trouble at school?

Because it was acting a bit knotty!"

As I said, I love trees, I grow trees but it's also fun to laugh at trees #thearchers

Neil, find out who bunks with George and pay them off to show him what marriage in a prison is all about. That'll teach him an eyewatering lesson he won't forget. #thearchers

You can't bridge things with holes, Sooosan. #thearchers

We live for this don't we?!

The ring was bought in 1974 from Ratner's in Birmingham. Lasted marginally longer than an M&S prawn sandwich. #thearchers

"I've sold it on eBay, Neal" #thearchers

"This has got to end. I am going to that lady's doorstep and I will use very strong language like, "who do you jolly well think you are?" #thearchers

Martin Gibson #thearchers

"Thank you so much. I'll take it down the pawn shop next week and get something more blingy" #thearchers

Peggy Bank has taken a new Pod body: Oliver. #thearchers

"I need a ring on the cheap and a patsy to go and put it on my lover girl, so get to it you old bag".

ROFL! Christmas has come early. #thearchers

Cue Geore-a-geddon. #thearchers

The chaplain may want to have Revelations open and handy.

Waiting for the Community Shop to be renamed and spin off. #thearchers

"Green or blue dress, Jazzer" like it matters. #thearchers

The fate needs a celebrity. Greg Wallace and John Torode haved decimated their show-up fees. #thearchers

The Chaplain is the old cop out of Radio 4's The Interrogation! #thearchers

There comes a point in every Glaswegian ex-pat's life in southern England where they start talking so that they can be understood.

Jazzer is the exception that proves this rule. #TheArchers

Instead of "Throw The Sponge" they could have Kick The Head In! #TheArchers

George is going to get a slap soon! Excellent. #TheArchers

I really really detest Amber but (and it's a huge but) she is causing so much aggro that she must stay!
George old son, put a ring on it and abuse Ambridge like a mad thing! #TheArchers

What, no conjugal visits for George? #thearchers